I swear before Trump leaves office everybody in the White House will end up testing positive.

Courtesy of CNBC:

Corey Lewandowski, a top Trump campaign advisor who has helped lead efforts to undermine President-elect Joe Biden’s victory, has tested positive for the coronavirus.

Lewandowski, 47, confirmed in a text to CNBC on Thursday that he tested positive for Covid-19 a day earlier.

The New York Times first reported Lewandowski’s diagnosis.

Asked if he was experiencing symptoms of the virus, Lewandowski told CNBC: “I feel great.”

Lewandowski was recently in Philadelphia, where the Trump campaign is mounting legal challenges to election officials’ vote-counting procedures.

He was reportedly also present at a news conference in the city on Saturday at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, alongside President Donald Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, and former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi.

Lewandowski is only the latest person in Trump’s orbit to have contracted the virus.

And yet they are still not wearing masks or practicing social distancing. 

It’s like the kids from the short bus are now running the country. 

(This is not to mock children with intellectual challenges. After all, they have a diagnosed mental health issue, while these people are just fucking idiots.)