The internet had themselves a heyday with “Sharpie-gate.”

By |2019-09-06T04:33:26-08:00September 6th, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , |21 Comments

So you had to know that the internet was not going to let this go by without mocking the crap out of it, and I have to say they were very thorough. 

First thing to fix is that question about his height. 


Easy peasy now he’s taller.

How about those hands. 

Kind of like “Harold and the Purple Crayon,” don’t you think?

Now let’s solve that problem with the border wall.

No Mexicans are going to get past that. 

Going to put that controversy about crowd size to bed for good. 

Reality is just what you make it after all. 

Perhaps the Sharpie can also deal with that pesky Jeffrey Epstein problem.

Problem what problem?

The mighty Sharpie can also repair Trump’s legacy. 

Oh yeah, even an expert could not spot the alteration. 

Okay that was fun, but let’s not forget that this idiot altered an official NOAA map that is supposed to warn actual Americans about an impending crisis, and did it simply to salvage his ego.

There really is nothing humorous about that. 

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21 Comments

  1. Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 3:11 am - Reply

    Science. I love science.People joke that he is a toddler..but it is based in science.
    Piaget would place Trump in the preoperational phase of development, where the toddlers are egocentric and magical thinkers. The dog ate my homework. My imaginary friend drew all over the baby with a sharpie.
    This man is unfit to really even care for himself, let alone run businesses or run the US.
    He is stuck in toddlerhood. Something traumatic happened or his brain is just damaged and I could give a shit what the trauma or damage is/was. But, I do know the time is well passed when we the people think this is just annoying. This is fucking dangerous. Would you put a toddler in the driver’s seat of a car?
    Vote every fucking republican out as well as every democrat who is not in our faces outspoken about the clear and present danger we are in.
    Who watches the Handmaid’s Tale?
    Remember the season 2 episode where June is in the old Boston Globe building? And she lays out headline after headline that clearly showed what was happening right under her nose? And she and the rest of her country-people just took it? That is where we are now folks. Frogs slowly being boiled. Some of us realize it, are making our plans to get the fuck out. But most of us just know when This is Us is on, who the Bachelorette chose and when football starts.
    WAKE UP.

    The sharpie memes did make me laugh though. We need humor in our darkest hours.

  2. Anon September 6, 2019 at 6:13 am - Reply

    Another dangerous piece of this is that Trump has projected, told lies that the media, weather services give fake news, are the liars. Alas, there are Trump supporters who piled on about fake news inclusing the diligent factual up to the minute hurricane updates and the national weather service. How this pathological lying, inability to admit a mistake, presidential failure to address current accurate information is of no concern to voters is disturbing.

    Trump earned and deserved every creative mocking sharpie photo alteration. I bet no hell hath his fury which he will aim at the media oblivious he is one hundred percent responsible for being a laughing stock. Hopefully more people will wake up to consistent patterns of Trump’s distortions, deleting facts of reality that arise in poor decision making.

  3. Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 6:21 am - Reply

    I loved the photo with trump circled and labeled “category 5 hurricane”

    Not only did he commit another crime by altering the map, but he also forced others to lie for him because he is so mentally ill he always has to be right.

    I am sure the folks in the Carolinas really appreciated the fact that trump spent more time trying to change reality rather than focusing on the disaster.

    Another four years of this mental case and we will all be nuts.

    I wonder if the republicans are coming up with a plan to have trump eliminated right before the election, so Pence can win and we are stuck with Mr. Evil for another 4 years.

    • ANON September 6, 2019 at 7:37 am - Reply

      ‘so Pence can win and we are stuck with Mr. Evil for another 4 years.’
      666PENCE COULD SERVE 8 YEARS +

      • Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 4:06 pm - Reply

        oops you are correct!!!!

        And we think we are living a nightmare now.

  4. Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 6:24 am - Reply

    Hope all of these were sent to the child in chief. Should ruin his day or is he so self centered he doesn’t realize what a fool he is.

  5. Don't Just Do Something, Sit There September 6, 2019 at 6:27 am - Reply

    Maybe he will adjust Bristol’s jaw.

  6. Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 6:42 am - Reply

    Here are more, I love his “brain scan” to demonstrate he doesn’t have dementia and photo to prove he is smarter than Obama !! When we lose our sense of humor with this idiot, all is lost
    ===================================

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/9/5/1883698/–SharpiePresident-is-trending-and-it-is-amazing?utm_campaign=trending

  7. Violation? September 6, 2019 at 7:32 am - Reply

    18 U.S. Code § 2074, which states that “whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both.”

  8. Anon September 6, 2019 at 7:58 am - Reply

    https://www.salon.com/2019/09/05/dan-rather-questions-trumps-mental-state-after-hurricane-dorian-debacle-it-does-raise-questions_partner/?fbclid=IwAR2ej1NazuVYrqCn2B2tt8zD1ynUlMG8NbZKeq1aZ1WCZ3mDHJING8EeDPo

    “Mr. President, this is ridiculous,” “Stop it”
    “I’ve been reluctant to go there as to whether there’s something wrong with him. Something like this, I’m almost speechless about it, but it does raise questions as to whether something is really, really wrong with him. ””

  9. Anon September 6, 2019 at 9:02 am - Reply

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/billy-bush-contemplated-suicide-after-he-was-fired-from-nbc-and-feels-empathy-for-al-franken?ref=home

    TRUE>“You have to own it,”
    “The 47-year-old Bush—looking tan and rested—confided his extreme despair this week while nursing a tequila cocktail at a rooftop hotel bar in Manhattan and celebrating next Monday’s premiere of his brand new anchoring gig on the Fox Television entertainment show Extra.

    It’s the first job he’s had since his life imploded on Oct. 7, 2016, when a 2005 outtake surfaced of Bush, then the 33-year-old co-host of Access Hollywood and the father of three daughters, laughing along—and worse—as then-Apprentice star Donald Trump let fly with a creepy, misogynistic rant.”
    “Trump then remarked that he needed some Tic-Tacs, “just in case I start kissing her… When you’re a star, they let you do it.”
    “Whatever you want,” Bush agreed.
    “Grab ’em by the pussy,” Trump infamously added, to general hilarity from Bush and members of the Access Hollywood crew. “You can do anything.”

    NOW>Of the #MeToo movement, Bush said, “I think it’s a great movement. I think there’s tremendous integrity at the core of it and it’s tackling evils. I support it, and I’ve got three girls and I think they would agree with that. We’ve talked about it.”

    By the time the tape leaked, “I was already a changed person,” Bush said. “Keep in mind, I was fired in 2016 for a bad moment in 2005. I was already a different human being. When judgment day came, it was not about me. It was supposed to be judgment day for someone else”—namely Trump.”
    “I care about people’s well-being. The empathy is there,” he said about his enforced “vacation.” “I picked up a couple of missing things—a missing couple of tools from the toolbox that complete me.”

    He added, concerning his Trump misadventure: “You can ask me anything. Ask me about the bus—until Monday. After that, I’ll never speak of it again.””

    (If you or a loved one are struggling with suicidal thoughts, please reach out to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255), or contact the Crisis Text Line by texting TALK to 741741)

  10. Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 2:17 pm - Reply

    Trump altered everything in his life. It is of coarse no joking matter. But the people behind trump, his puppeteers are happy with him and turn his stupidity to their advantage. Including comrade pooty.

  11. Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 3:35 pm - Reply

    I feel like more and more I understand what it must be like for a concerned German citizen living in the 1930’s. Shit just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But the country still plugs along and people have jobs, so they don’t protest that much. I feel like I understand now how Germany became such a freakshow under Hitler.

    • Anonymous September 6, 2019 at 4:09 pm - Reply

      And Hitler wasn’t even blond with blue eyes, like the “master race” he was proclaiming to be a part of. no one questioned that.

  12. Anonymous September 7, 2019 at 8:45 pm - Reply

    His campaign is cashing in like with the plastic straws. You can buy 5 Sharpies with Trump’s signature in gold for $15. Way to cash in.

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