Televangelist Jim Bakker says that the safest place to be during the End Times is in one of his Missouri cabins.

By |2018-05-08T11:03:25-08:00May 8th, 2018|Categories: News, Religion|Tags: , , , , |6 Comments

Courtesy of the Belleville News-Democrat:

Televangelist Jim Bakker suggests that if you want to survive the end of days, the best thing you could do is buy one of his cabins in Missouri’s Ozark Mountains. And while you’re at it, be sure to pick up six 28-ounce “Extreme Survival Warfare” water bottles for $150.

Bakker, 78, made comments promoting his Morningside church community alongside his co-host and wife, Lori, on an episode of “The Jim Bakker Show,” which aired Tuesday. The show is filmed there, near Branson.

Bakker was known for hosting the evangelical Christian TV program “The PTL Club” in the ’70s and ’80s — up until 1987 when his empire came crashing down amid a sex scandal and charges of fraud.

Boy that is some coincidence, don’t you think? 

I mean it’s almost like this proven charlatan had pulled these “facts” right out of his ass or something. 

But do you know what? It will totally work for some people. 

The same people who show up at Trump rallies and chant “Drain the swamp!” and believe firmly in their hearts that all of the news media around the world are involved in a vast Left Wing conspiracy to bring down their hero.

I used to watch the PTL club, the 700 Club, and Jimmy Swaggert back in the 80’s and just laugh my ass off at how obviously they were lying and manipulating their congregations. 

It never really dawned on me then that this same technique could be used to sweep somebody into the White House. 

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  1. Anonymous May 8, 2018 at 5:44 am

    “Proof exists in mathematics and logic but not in science”

  2. Anonymous May 8, 2018 at 6:11 am

    Do these water bottles come with the water or do you have to fill them up? What good will it do you when the water will all be contaminated? if there is any water to be found

    Same goes for his crap food in a container, where are you going to find the water to rehydrate the food?

    Surprised he hasn’t been charged with consumer fraud, oh right trump got rid of those regulations.

  3. Anonymous May 8, 2018 at 7:06 am

    OT:”The greatest thing about Paula is she loves me as a man and she listens to my heart. It’s the first time I’ve had a woman really understand my heart. But she didn’t pastor me. I didn’t get pastored by Paula. She let other men of faith pray for me. She took me to Africa and they prayed over us …

    God just put us together. ”

  4. Anonymous May 8, 2018 at 9:03 am

    So Jim Bakker is proof that this whole mega church thingy is a scam. Grifters preying on people’s fears. How sad our world is.

    • Lewsiffer May 8, 2018 at 7:58 pm

      People dumb enough to believe this bullshit deserve everything coming their way.

  5. Doodlebug May 9, 2018 at 12:06 am

    It’s an evangelical rerun – him and swaggert both. Intelligent people cannot believe these men again. But I didn’t think trump would ever be president either.

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