Courtesy of Bloomberg:

The president on Friday said he ordered a federal review of water efficiency standards in bathroom fixtures and complained that “people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once” in homes with low-flow appliances.

He said other bathroom fixtures have slowed water to a trickle.

“You can’t wash your hands practically, there’s so little water comes out of the faucet, and the end result is you leave the faucet on and it takes you much longer to wash your hands, you end up using the same amount of water,” Trump said at an event with small-business owners at the White House.

The president said it was “common sense” to review standards he said resulted in showers with water “quietly dripping out” and toilets that “end up using more water” because of repeat flushing.

10 to 15 flushes? 

Just how big are the shits that Donald Trump it taking?

Maybe if he ate a fucking vegetable once in a while, and cut out all of that fast food, his experience with bowel movements would not be so damn stressful. 

His problem is not low flow toilets. His problem is decades of barely digested fecal material packed into his ancient colon.