So the Straight Pride Parade happened in Boston today.

By |2019-08-31T13:50:29-08:00August 31st, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , , |8 Comments

Okay so is this a parody of a straight pride parade? Because it really seems like a parody of a straight pride parade.

Courtesy of NBC News:

A so-called “Straight Pride Parade” in Boston on Saturday drew as many counterprotesters as marchers in addition to a heavy police presence.

The parade, which drew several dozen participants, kicked off at around noon to the sound of Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” with some floats displaying messages of support for President Donald Trump, with signs such as “build the wall,” “Trump nation” and “Blue Lives Matter.”

It was organized by a group called Super Happy Fun America who say they are “committed to creating spaces for people of all identities to embrace the vibrancy of the straight community.”

“Super Hapy Fun America?” 

Are you shitting me?

There is no way this can be for real. 

Nope, I’m wrong, they are saying this is real.

Courtesy of Yahoo News

Super Happy Fun America’s website says Saturday’s march is to “spread awareness of issues impacting straights,” describing heterosexuals as “an oppressed majority” in Massachusetts, the first US state to legalize same-sex marriage.

But the parade will have a clear political slant too, with participants due to walk alongside pro-Trump floats. The group’s website displays a doctored photo of Trump holding a sign saying #GreatToBeStraight.

Prominent members of America’s far-right movement, known as the “alt-right,” are scheduled to speak, including former Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos, who has been banned from several social media sites.

Enrique Tarrio, a member of the all-male “Proud Boys” organization, which has been designated a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center, is also due to attend.

So essentially this is just another excuse for the white supremacists to march to demonstrate frustration at the fact that the country is moving forward and leaving them behind.  

The parade is essentially made up of straight white male Christians. so essentially it is just the Republican party participating in Walk-aerobics. 

The best part of the day was of course the counter-protesters who were just way more inspired and imaginative than the parade participants.

Maybe the next time the Straight Pride Parade organizers will hire a couple of less than straight folks to help them throw a parade that does not look like a funeral procession. 

Just a thought.

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  1. majii August 31, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Do the organizers of this hate-fest know Yiannopoulos is gay? He seems an unlikely choice for a ‘Straight Pride’ event. I guess if the organization told him they’d pay him for showing up, he showed up, since I read a while back that his financial situation has taken a downward turn. This group’s cognitive dissonance is on full display, and they don’t seem to realize it. The counter-protestors made me so proud because so many showed up!!!

  2. AK Lynne August 31, 2019 at 5:34 pm

    And the crowd goes wild!

    • Marthe September 1, 2019 at 3:45 am

      I’m wondering if this small, pitiful movement hasn’t been started by Russian trolls to divide America further just like they organized rallies in 2016…

  3. Anonymous August 31, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Why is Milo speaking at a straight pride parade? I thought he was gay.

  4. Portland August 31, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    LOVE that last pic!

  5. sleep apnea August 31, 2019 at 9:39 pm


    Has Melania done anything in the last 31 months?

    What in gods name does she do????

    At least she could take an introductory English class or something. Wait, she romtbdo that. It doesn’t involve her tits and rolling around named in front of a camera, which is what ptostitutes do.

  6. nanna August 31, 2019 at 11:28 pm

    I’m pretty sure if they tried to pull this whiny attention-whoring crap again when the Red Sox are at home that the men of Boston will get very heterosexual with them.

  7. KanaW August 31, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    Man, the counter-protesters messed up and lost an opportunity! They should have dressed gay pride and cavorted around behind the barriers. Play it for fun rather than seriously.

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