So Bristol Palin claims she’s a realtor now.

By |2018-12-10T18:10:13-09:00December 10th, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , |41 Comments


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#Repost @bristolpalinrealtor with @get_repost ・・・ Super excited to let everyone know what I’ve been working on for the past year ✨ I signed on with the Ben Kinney Team (the #1 team) at Keller Williams Realty!! The value and security of homeownership has been so near and dear to my heart for the past decade. Homeownership, and the investment of owning a home, have been my biggest financial security blankets as a single mother. I purchased my first home – a foreclosed condo – nearly a decade ago, and have been buying and selling ever since. I cannot wait to help others in their journey of buying and selling real estate here in Austin, TX!! 🏡❤️

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Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

Bristol Palin has revealed that she is officially a real estate agent as she proudly debuts her new @bristolpalinrealtor Instagram account.

The 28-year-old Teen Mom OG star took to Instagram on Thursday to share her happy news along with a link to her new professional page, explaining that she is ‘super excited’ to let everyone know what she has been working on for the past year.

In the photo, Bristol is flashing her new pearly white veneers while posing in front of a white brick wall.

Her long highlighted brown hair is loose around her shoulders, and she is wearing a maroon blouse that is left casually unbuttoned at the collar.

‘I signed on with the Ben Kinny Team (the #1 team) at Keller Williams Realty!!’ she revealed in the caption.

Bristol went on to claim that home ownership had provided her “biggest financial security blanket” as a single mother.

Reall? It wasn’t the fact that your mom was connected and able to get you a bunch of reality star gigs? 

Because that really seemed to be a much better security blanket. 

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  1. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    Oh shit, Gryphen! You know what this means? She’s on the hunt for sperm donors aka new baby daddies and will use for sale homes for the beds instead of hotels Texas needs an A.P.B. All Palin Bulletin. Texas Men, Hide Your Penises!

  2. anonymous December 10, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    Maybe just ’cause it’s late, but I can’t really see the original or even this past year’s Bristol in that pic.

  3. Anonymous sceptic December 10, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    Odd thing here… check Keller Williams’ or Ben Kinney’s websites, and no mention of newly minted realtor Bristol Palin. Things that make you, “hmmmm “?

    • Anony Moose December 10, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      Right? 1700 agents, and she is not listed yet.

    • Anon December 10, 2018 at 9:38 pm

      She’s listed under Bristol Meyer because that’s who she is. This whole divorce bs is just that; another grift for money and attention. Brat #4 coming soon.

  4. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    She was just on IG complaining how MTV doesn’t really show her reality and she is tired of how they portray her. All they want is her baby daddy drama.
    She knew what the show was before she signed up. Suck it up buttercup, no one feels sorry for you.

    • Anon December 10, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      In other words she flopped again and wasn’t asked back for next season. Time to pull the victim card!

  5. Whatevs December 10, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    I think I know why she chose that agency – anyone hear that ding, ding, ding?

  6. Hedgewytch December 10, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    I’ll believe it when I see the Realty license.

  7. Old Redneck December 10, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    It’s a literacy problem. Bristol is only semi-literate. She saw an ad for “realty agents” and she thought it was an ad for “reality show” cast.

  8. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    The past DECADE, toots? You really are some kind of stoopid. We can do math.

  9. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    I think I know what’s up…lol.. barstool must be getting the boot, so she’s pretending to be a realtor so she can explain why she’ll no longer be on the dumb old-teen show. 😂

  10. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    Someone should’ve told her about not getting those horse teeth. She even looks like she has bad breath 😷

    • Anon December 10, 2018 at 9:41 pm

      Total freak show.

  11. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    Her left cheek has too much filler product. It makes her face look distorted.

  12. Anonymous December 10, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Again……would you buy. anything on recommendation from Bristol Palin Meyer? HELL no.

  13. puck December 10, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    well, at least she sells poop tea. a semi-job with a paycheck. can’t be said by the rest of the family. i wish they would go away. but if they did, who would we laugh at(other than cadet bone spurs). i just wish some one would take Trig out of there.

  14. Anon December 10, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    “House” is just “US” + “Hoe”, with the letters rearranged.
    So maybe bristol IS a realtor who with sell you a house.

  15. Rick December 10, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    Well, her mom is friends with Kristen Cole who has made a fortune in real estate out in the Valley. Maybe Bristol has dreams of following in her footsteps.

  16. Anon December 10, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    The homes will all get sucked into her enormous gaping vagina.

  17. nanna December 10, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    I think the series winds up next week. MOH has been heaping crap on the show and now this, I think it’s entirely possible that their contracts weren’t renewed.

    Bristol Palin has apparently forgotten that she publicly attacked Levi for years in all sorts of media, that every time she dragged him to court she couldn’t wait even one day to give the court documents to the gossip rags. I’m sure MTV saw all of that and I’m sure they enjoyed Bristol’s rivteing performance in the Palin Family Brawl and marveled at her embarrassing habit of birthing fatherless babies. The truth is that Teen Mom has a whole lot more class than Bristol Palin ever had.

  18. Anonymous December 11, 2018 at 12:39 am

    Fake hair, fake teeth, fake boobs, fake eyelashes. That’s what Bristol has been working on for a year now. Dakota was bragging about her fake realtor job months ago.

    • CFR December 11, 2018 at 9:39 am

      You forgot fake chin and fake nose, also so much botox and fillers her face is just about frozen.

  19. Cassi December 11, 2018 at 12:41 am

    How has no body pointed out that she copied Sunny’s career and is clearly not over Levi?

  20. Anonymous December 11, 2018 at 12:58 am

    Hmmm, someone ( Nancy French?) has written a screed in Bristol’s name blasting MTV for how her Teen Mom episodes came out. We all know that Bristol is nothing more than an empty show horse. Just like DWTS, slap some caulk and paint on her, write a story, televise and repeat.

  21. anon December 11, 2018 at 3:33 am

    When she posted a ways back on Instagram that she passed her realtor’s exam, The Kinney agency commented for her to contact them. They are a RWCNJ filled agency and probably saw her as a draw for clients. Unfortunately for them, she will draw gawkers but she doesn’t “work”.
    I called this last week. She got axed from yet another reality TV flop try and needs to save face.
    She is such a waste of oxygen..

  22. anon December 11, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Thet chin implant is just millimeters way from busting through.
    Good thing she is never “deep in thought” and rubbing her chin.

  23. mag December 11, 2018 at 5:59 am

    my last name is kinney……………hope we are not related!!!

  24. Anonymous December 11, 2018 at 7:08 am

    I can’t see Bristol, who had mommy buy her GED, figuring all the math involved in selling a house, her parent’s LLC bought and sold all her homes so I doubt she even knows what a mortgage is. She probable thinks there is some kind of house fairy that pays for everything.

    • Old Redneck December 11, 2018 at 8:47 am

      Amen. I can hear her know trying to explain points, various financing options, earnest money, down payment, mortgage insurance, locked-in rate, no rate lock, conveyances, restrictive covenants, fees associated with a condo, diff between condo and co-op, . . . . .

  25. Old Redneck December 11, 2018 at 8:52 am

    Here’s the latest from here Instagram:

    — quote

    bsmp2If I cared what people thought of me, I wouldn’t be here today – let’s be real. I’ve stood strong and held it down for my kids since day one. No matter how bad @teenmom tries to portray my “life” ….. my babies, my family, my close friends – they know the TRUTH. I’m a pretty great mom, work my ass off, show up, and hustle everyday to give my kids a pretty great life. @mtv doesn’t want to talk about faith, show work ethic, or juggling three kids alone, they don’t want to show the humble process of starting over after a divorce, building a career, or any real life issues. All they want with my little segment each week is some fake fill-in Farrah Abraham/Jerry Springer BS, and it’s simply not true. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve said some mean things and learned a lot the last several months – but the life I’ve built for my kids is NOT sitting around talking about baby daddy drama. Every week is a continued disappointment with their inaccuracies and false narratives. I hate getting all emo on you guys but I’ve kept quiet for too long about it. Don’t believe everything you see on TV.

    — end quote

    Sounds a bit defensive to me. Sounds as though she’s off the show and will not be back next week. Sounds as though it may be dawning on her that no one — not even trash TV producers — are interested in an almost-30, self-centered, low-intelligence used-up party girl who has three kids by two or more baby daddies.

    • AJ December 11, 2018 at 9:07 am

      Hasn’t she ever seen a reality show? (She been on a few)!!! MTV paid her a lot of money and they can do whatever they want. It’s all written and staged and they had some pretty good trashy material to start with. WE all knew how it was going to end up, she is pretty deluded to think that this trashy show which exploits young teen mothers was going to shine a bright light on her awesome co-parenting! HA!

      (Welcome back G! I figured something was going on with the website)

    • Anonymous December 11, 2018 at 11:42 am

      Even if her lines were scripted for her, Bristol is the one who recited them in front of the cameras. Her only possible defense is to admit she is low intelligence, borderline retarded, and was unable to comprehend her actions. With Dakota, he was obviously trying to prove a point about his supposed PTSD. He came off as scary, possibly endangering his custody, so he apologized for his mistake of being on the show.

    • Whatevs December 11, 2018 at 2:07 pm

      What a bitch. She chose to raise kids alone instead of working at her relationships. That’s after making the choice to conceive and birth kids before the relationships were stable.

  26. Deni December 11, 2018 at 11:16 am

    TRAC (Texas Real Estate Board) has her licensed as Bristol Palin. Amazing.

  27. Whatevs December 11, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    “they don’t want to show the humble process of starting over after a divorce,” Bwhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha. Right,
    starting over in a half mil house, newly re-decorated with a nanny (I hear.) And flying to LA and AK every other weekend.

    Tell that to the teen moms for whom starting over means moving back into Mama’s trailer or basement with your kids, picking up a couple of waitressing jobs, starting at community college and shuttling between those in a 2005 Ford Fusion. Waiting to get your sorely needed eyeglasses when you can afford them because the kids’ care comes first – no Native Health Care for the kids, and certainly no veneers and lash lifts for themselves.,

    • Anonymous December 11, 2018 at 9:22 pm

      Not to mention, Bristol is always shown accompanied by a friend or family member who is willing to listen to her many complaints.

  28. AK Lynne December 11, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Who are you, and what have you done with Bristol? That is the most altered face I have seen in a long time. I wouldn’t recognize her, but maybe that’s the idea.

    • AJ December 12, 2018 at 7:36 am

      I wonder how all these manipulated young faces are going to look in 20 years.

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