Rudy Giuliani is sitting in a whole vat of hot water.

Courtesy of Reuters

President Donald Trump’s personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, called the president this week to reassure him that he had been joking when he told media outlets he had “insurance” if Trump turned on him in the Ukraine scandal, Giuliani’s lawyer said on Wednesday.

The attorney, Robert Costello, said Giuliani “at my insistence” had called Trump “within the last day” to emphasize that he had not been serious when he said he had an “insurance policy, if thrown under the bus.”

“He shouldn’t joke, he is not a funny guy. I told him, ‘Ten thousand comedians are out of work, and you make a joke. It doesn’t work that way,’” Costello told Reuters.Giuliani has already said that he was being sarcastic when he made the comments. Trump, too, has brushed them off, telling reporters in the Oval Office this week that “Rudy is a great guy.” The White House declined to comment on Costello’s remarks.

You know I never took Giuliani’s remarks to mean  that he had dirt on Trump that he was willing to share if Trump threw him under the bus, I think he literally meant that he had good health insurance in case he was injured by the imaginary bus in that metaphor.

Giuliani is going to need a lot more than just health insurance to save him from the new information coming out about him and Ukraine. 

Courtesy of NYT:

As Rudolph W. Giuliani waged a public campaign this year to unearth damaging information in Ukraine about President Trump’s political rivals, he privately pursued hundreds of thousands of dollars in business from Ukrainian government officials, documents reviewed by The New York Times show.

Mr. Giuliani, the president’s personal lawyer, has repeatedly said he has no business in Ukraine, and none of the deals were finalized. But the documents indicate that while he was pushing Mr. Trump’s agenda with Ukrainian officials eager for support from the United States, Mr. Giuliani also explored financial agreements with members of the same government.

One of those officials was Ukraine’s top prosecutor. 

Courtesy of WaPo:

President Trump’s personal attorney, Rudolph W. Giuliani, negotiated this year to represent Ukraine’s top prosecutor for at least $200,000 during the same months that Giuliani was working with the prosecutor to dig up dirt on former vice president Joe Biden, according to people familiar with the discussions.

The people said that Giuliani began negotiations with Ukraine’s top prosecutor, Yuri Lutsenko, about a possible agreement in February. In the agreement, Giuliani’s company would receive payment to represent Lutsenko as the Ukrainian sought to recover assets he believed had been stolen from the government in Kyiv, those familiar with the discussions said.

The talks occurred as Giuliani met with Lutsenko in New York in January and then in Warsaw in February while he was also gathering information from Lutsenko on two topics Giuliani believed could prove useful to Trump: the involvement of Biden and his son Hunter Biden in Ukraine, and allegations that Ukraine, not Russia, had interfered in the 2016 election.

Clearly Giuliani is as dirty as they come. 

Perhaps it is no wonder that Trump was trying to lay all of the blame for this mess at Giuliani’s feet, because it is pretty clear that he is going down, and going down hard. 

However I also think that Giuliani really does have have some real damaging dirt on Trump, and there is little doubt he would sing like a canary to save his ass. 

That makes me think that Giuliani might want to make a deal and get some federal protection before Trump’s puppet master decides that his usefulness is at an end.