Pastor killed by crocodile during baptism.

By |2018-06-07T11:22:03-08:00June 7th, 2018|Categories: News, Religion|Tags: , , , , |9 Comments

So much for the protection of the Lord.

Courtesy of the BBC:

A crocodile has killed a Protestant pastor who was baptising followers near a lake in southern Ethiopia.

Docho Eshete was conducting the ceremony for about 80 people on Sunday morning at Lake Abaya in Arba Minch town’s Merkeb Tabya district.

Residents and police told BBC Amharic a crocodile leapt from the water during the baptism and attacked him.

Pastor Docho died after being bitten on his legs, back and hands.

“He baptised the first person and he passed on to another one. All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor,” local resident Ketema Kairo told the BBC.

Look I know I’m a skeptic and everything, but I would think this might be the very thing that would shake your faith. Forever.

I mean if you cannot even count on your god to protect you long enough to perform a simple baptism, then how can you possibly think he would have your back for the long run? 

I’m just saying. 

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  1. Chris June 7, 2018 at 4:08 am

    This will be blamed on “tha gays” in 3….2….1

  2. Anonymous June 7, 2018 at 4:32 am

    Hope the crocodile got away before they could kill it.

  3. dvlaries June 7, 2018 at 5:07 am

    I believe it was a year or two ago now, Gryphen, that you reported to us that Iceland is now the least religious nation on the planet. Boy, do I wish I could afford to move there.

    • Chris June 7, 2018 at 7:20 am

      They probably don’t want immigrants from shithole countries like the US right now.

  4. Randall June 7, 2018 at 5:40 am

    I think we need to keep an eye on that THIRD person that was about to be baptized!

  5. anon June 7, 2018 at 5:58 am

    There are NO SKY FAIRIES!

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