“Come ot Mar-a-Lago where the fun and gunfire never end.”

Courtesy of the Miami-Herald:

A Connecticut woman chastised for dancing on her car at a Palm Beach hotel late Friday morning ended up driving away and crashing her vehicle through two security barricades outside Mar-a-Lago, President Donald Trump’s private club and home, drawing gunfire from law enforcement officers, before leading a police helicopter on a chase that ended in her arrest.

Hannah Roemhild, 30, a trained opera singer, is now in the custody of the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

“This is not a terrorist thing,” Palm Beach Sheriff Ric Bradshaw said at a Friday afternoon news conference. “This is somebody that obviously was impaired somehow.”

Gee, ya think?

But here is my favorite part of this story, also courtesy of the Miami-Herald:

As agents sprayed an SUV with bullets while it plowed through two security checkpoints near President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club, the driver managed to elude authorities in her bullet-ridden car.

Her next stop: the West Palm Beach airport to pick up her mother, according to sources familiar with the Friday incident.

Hannah Roemhild, 30, a trained opera soprano singer, picked up her mother at Palm Beach International Airport and together they checked into a local motel, where authorities tracked her down and arrested her that afternoon.

The windows of Roemhild’s SUV and the body of the vehicle were shredded from bullets shot by both Secret Service and Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputies as she breached the roadway security barricades and swerved around concrete barriers past Trump’s club, Mar-a-Lago, according to sources.

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, not only did this opera singing badass breach the security at Mar-a-Lago, but then she drove her bullet riddled car to the airport to get her mother.

What was this woman drinking, the super soldier formula?