Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

Melania Trump delivered a blistering campaign speech in support of her husband on Tuesday, attacking Democrats for impeaching him, Joe Biden for criticizing him, and the media for focusing on ‘idle gossip and palace intrigue.’

In her first solo campaign stop of the year, the first lady didn’t hold back in a fiery address that made the case for voters to give President Donald Trump a second term, slamming his rival as a ‘socialist’ who would ‘destroy America.’

She described her husband as a ‘fighter’ and tried to turn one of his biggest areas of criticism into a strength: his steady stream of tweets.

‘Donald is a fighter. He loves this country and he fights for you every single day. For the first time in history, the citizens of this country get to hear directly and instantly from their President every single day through social media,’ she said.

The first lady was in Pennsylvania, a critical battleground state that her husband needs in his corner come Election Day.

Melania Trump also addressed questions she has faced about how her Be Best initiative combats online bullying but her husband frequently goes on the attack via his Twitter account, which has 87.3 million followers.

‘I don’t always agree the way he says things, but it is important to him that he speaks directly to the people he serves,’ she said.

She attacked Democrats for impeaching her husband, echoing one of his campaign arguments with a claim they were impeaching President Trump while he battled the coronavirus.

‘Let us also not forget what the democrats chose to focus on when COVID-19 first came into our country. While the President was taking decisive actions to keep the American people safe, the democrats were wasting American tax-payer dollars in a sham impeachment,’ she said.

‘They cared more about removing our elected president. Meanwhile, I watched Donald continue to work hard to keep people informed and calm, to protect our economy, and make hard and unpopular decisions to do all he could to keep us all safe,’ she added.

Isn’t this the part of the movie where the person wakes up next to an empty pod and their former body decomposing on the bed next to them?

  And what is all of this fighting that Melania claims Trump is doing?

All I ever see is him attacking people on Twitter, rubbing his nose on Putin’s anus, and walking out of interviews when he gets his feelings hurt. 

As someone who actually was once a fighter, I find that the bar has been lowered to a rather embarrassing level. 

And why is Melania so angry anyway?

I mean you would almost assume she was stuck in a loveless marriage with an elderly lunatic or something.