Let’s just take a moment to celebrate the fact that this son of a bitch will not be returning to Congress.

By |2018-12-20T07:41:25-08:00December 21st, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , |8 Comments

I was going to write up something clever about what a douchenozzle Paul Ryan is, but then I stumbled across this truly epic piece by Charles Pierce over at Esquire and decided there was no way I could one up it. 

Courtesy of Esquire

Speaker Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny starver from the state of Wisconsin, has spent this week bidding farewell to Our Nation’s Capital, and taking both his prodigious ego, and parading the tattered remnants of his utterly undeserved reputation down the boulevards of Washington. To complete the metaphor, somebody should have walked behind him with the shovel and a bucket. Ever the charlatan’s charlatan, and in keeping with the spirit of the season, his prolonged valedictory was as full of shit as the Christmas goose.

It began on Tuesday, when we all paid for a six-part miniseries on the electric Twitter machine chronicling Ryan’s rise from his poor but humble origins as the scion of a family that got rich on government construction contracts, to his hardscrabble years when we all paid for his needs through the Social Security survivor’s benefits he received (you’re welcome again, bumblefck), to his career in politics, which latter episode contained this monumental fireworks display of unadulterated mendacity.

“As a kid from Janesville, Wisconsin, I never thought I’d work on Capitol Hill, let alone be a member of Congress. I feel very blessed to have had these opportunities to make a real, positive difference in the lives of so many Americans.”

Jesus H. Christ at a Friday night fish fry, is there no end to this man’s utter fraudulence?

As I said, nothing I could write was going to match this. 

Ryan was a colossal fraud from the word “Go,” yet somehow convinced his constituents and the Republicans in Congress that he was some economic genius despite all evidence to the contrary. 

Thankfully he never got to bring his incompetence to the White House as Mitt Romney’s VP. 

Though to be honest that was apparently only a temporary reprieve from GOP stupidity. 

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  1. 5BHI December 21, 2018 at 7:22 am
  2. Anon December 21, 2018 at 7:29 am


    “Y’all have fun,” “He laughed again as Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) walked by and told reporters: “I think we need to follow through” with funding for the wall.

    Corker quipped: “You can’t make this stuff up.”

    On the House floor, leaders scrambling to see if they can pass $5 billion in wall funding as Republicans say they want President Trump to tweet before they say “yes.”

    “That’s what the fuck serving in Congress has come to,” one GOP member of Congress tells me.

  3. Eddie December 21, 2018 at 7:38 am


    bitch mcCONnell he is “particularly distressed”

    $peaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) issued a statement that offered only praise for the Pentagon chief.

    “The House is indebted to Secretary Mattis for his service,” “With our country’s defense in his hands, we have become a safer America at home, and a more commanding force abroad. His patriotism and grit are matched only by his humility and graciousness.”

    $WamP Munster

  4. Anonymous in Chicago December 21, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    I totally agree that Ryan is one of the biggest Congressional fraud ever!

    Here are 2 revealing articles about Ryan’s congressional history, which was posted this week on the Huffington Post:



  5. Anonymous December 21, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Maybe they will do a remake of the Munsters and he can play Eddie, all grown up.

  6. Anonymous December 24, 2018 at 9:58 pm

    What do you wanna bet this prick is considering running for president in 2020?

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