It would not be Thanksgiving without the clip of Sarah Palin babbling on incoherently while turkeys are being slaughtered behind her.
Hopefully, this Thanksgiving finds all of you safe and sheltered in place.
This will be the first year in almost two decades that I have been forced to cook my own holiday feast.
In years past all I was asked to contribute was some spinach dip and, of course, my rapier-like wit.
This year I am tackling a full-sized turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, rolls, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie.
I am so overwhelmed, fortunately, on Thanksgiving Day the drinking can begin before noon.
It’s a rule, look it up.