No seriously, why are you still sitting here? Vote!
As I already humble bragged earlier I voted last week on the very first day of early voting in Alaska.
I don’t want to blow my own horn but I am pretty confident that my vote not only guaranteed the selection of my candidates but that it may, in fact, have completely saved the country.
I know what you are thinking, Gryphen you arrogant asshole, your one single vote cannot change anything.
First off who are you calling an asshole?
Secondly, I hate to admit it but you may be right. (About the last part, not the first part.)
However, and this is key, I am not alone when I go to the polling place, I am just one of the millions of well informed, energized, determined Americans who are voting to save this country from the likes of Donald Trump and his minions.
And if we can show up in the numbers that pundits all over the country have predicted, we will do exactly that.
Wait, are you still reading this?
Get up, get out, and do your part to save this country.
Our children and grandchildren are counting on you.
(When you are finished come right back here and I will have some interesting posts to share as a reward for your patriotism. Okay well maybe they won’t be THAT interesting, but there will definitely be something here. I promise.)