It is a sad day in America because somebody has murdered the “Baby Trump” balloon.

By |2019-11-10T11:10:24-09:00November 10th, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , |16 Comments

Now that is a horrific murder scene. 

Courtesy of the AP:

A towering “Baby Trump” protest balloon was knifed and deflated by someone unhappy with its appearance during President Donald Trump’s Saturday trip to Alabama, organizers said.

The incident occurred during Trump’s visit to watch the University of Alabama football game. The balloon, which is over 20 feet (6.1 meters) tall, was set up in a nearby park.

Jim Girvan, the organizer of a group that “adopts” out the Trump balloons for protests, said a man charged the balloon with a knife and cut an 8-foot-long (2.4-meter-long) gash in the back.

In a news release, Tuscaloosa police said Hoyt Deau Hutchinson, 32, was arrested and charged with first-degree criminal mischief.

The orange, diaper-clad, cellphone-clutching caricature of the president is often taken to Trump appearances as a way to protest him.

Apparently the criminal is a Trump supporter who announced his plans on Facebook (Of course.).

Couteesy of HuffPo:

Hoyt Hutchinson, 32, was charged with felony first-degree criminal mischief, The Tuscaloosa News reported.

On what appears to be Hutchinson’s Facebook page, he posted a video in which he vowed to “make a scene,” “get rowdy” and “pop” that balloon.

“Y’all watch the news. … You got any balls you’re welcome to join me,” he added. “I’m shaking, I’m so mad right now.“

“Officers observed Hoyt Deau Hutchinson, age 32 of Tuscaloosa, AL, cut into the ‘Baby Trump’ balloon, and then attempt to flee the area,” said a statement from the Tuscaloosa police. “Officers apprehended the suspect and took him into custody on a charge of Criminal Mischief First Degree. Hoyt was transported to Tuscaloosa County Jail where he was held on a $2,500 bond.”

 I would just like to point out that the folks who own this balloon or adopted it, are going to be thrilled with this turn of events. 

For one thing, this incident does nothing less than raise the profile of the protest balloon and ensures that it will be more in demand than ever before. 

It is also easily reparable so it will probably be back in the air in less than a day.

And finally it helped to put a Trump supporter behind bars, and that can only help to keep this country safer. 

All in all it’s a good day for anybody who is not a Trump supporter. 

P.S. If you are wondering what kind of asshole pops a protest balloon, well here let me clear that up for you.

No self-respecting crossdresser would be caught dead wearing those nylons with that obnoxious red t-shirt. 

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  1. Sticky November 10, 2019 at 1:43 pm - Reply

    Fix that balloon FAST, with FlexTape! One of the many Miracle adhesive products in the FlexSeal line!

    (As seen on TV, time after time, after time, after time …)

  2. EEW November 10, 2019 at 2:34 pm - Reply

    Hutchinson launched his own GoFundMe page to raise money for restitution for the balloon, saying he was charged with “felony criminal mischief after deflation of the disrespectful baby Trump balloon.” He added: ”Hoyt made sure our beloved president didn’t have to see this disrespectful balloon on the streets of T-town today!!” By late Saturday the site had raised nearly $12,000 of a requested $6,000.

    • Anonymous November 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm - Reply

      They NEVER pay thei own way.
      As does any politician, “I NEED you!”

    • Anonymous November 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm - Reply

      He was so proud and bombastic, then ran away like a coward.

    • Anonymous November 10, 2019 at 6:54 pm - Reply

      That won’t take away his felony conviction. Just wait until he tries to vote in 2020! Even if he pays a fine and restitution and serves whatever pittance of time they give him, I’ll bet there will be a period of parole that exceeds November 2020. That means he won’t be able to vote.

      Oh, and he is delusional if he thinks those fish nets are slimming on those timber stump legs.

      Hmm. Is he using Alex Jones depilatory cream to manscape?

  3. Anon November 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm - Reply

    So not only did he run away like a coward, there is also proof of planning the crime,
    he is charged with a felony, and he will have to pay for the very balloon he hates so much.
    Makes me think of Match Game.
    He is so dumb… HOW DUMB IS HE?… he is so dumb that he blanked himself.

    • Anonymous November 10, 2019 at 6:55 pm - Reply

      And after the dust settles I’ll bet he’ll still be on parole when Nov. 2020 rolls around so he won’t be able to vote! What a maroon.

  4. AK Lynne November 10, 2019 at 3:10 pm - Reply

    Whoa, does he even speak English?

  5. slipstream November 10, 2019 at 3:32 pm - Reply

    Duct tape!

  6. puck November 10, 2019 at 5:30 pm - Reply

    duct tape? why waste it on this balloon. use it on the real trump instead.

  7. Anonymous November 10, 2019 at 7:27 pm - Reply

    Good Lord. It runs in the family.

    ” Paul Manafort’s former son-in-law has been sentenced in Los Angeles to nine years in prison for pulling a series of schemes totaling more than $13 million, including one that bilked $3 million from actor Dustin Hoffman.

    U.S. District Judge Andre Birotte Jr. ordered Jeffrey Yohai to pay $6.7 million in restitution on Friday for the schemes, some of which were carried out while he was released on bond for similar crimes.”

  8. Anonymous in Chicago November 10, 2019 at 8:27 pm - Reply

    Someone should have told him not to get his panties in a bunch.

  9. Kimberly Guilfoyle Is A Repulsive Lizard November 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm - Reply

    He will be pardoned by sunrise, no doubt.

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