Aren’t those mushroom dudes kind of tiny?
Courtesy of the New York Post:
In her book, Daniels also delivers a below-the-belt blow to the size-obsessed Trump, describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f—– by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d— like the mushroom character in Mario Kart …
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.
Oh, well that is going to hit Trump right where it hurts.
Daniels also said that Trump offered to help her cheat on his TV show:
“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, quotes the future president as saying in “Full Disclosure,” a pre-sale copy of which was obtained by The Guardian.
“’And we can devise your technique,’” Trump told her, she claims. “He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”
That totally sounds like Trump to me.
The guy simply has no scruples.
And apparently, a tiny mushroom-shaped wiener.