Well I’m blind now.

Should they not issue you special glasses before trotting that atrocity out on stage? 

Courtesy of Mother Jones

Clad in a frilly shirt and form-fitting white pants, Sean Spicer made his debut on Dancing with the Stars Monday night, where the former White House press secretary took the very last strands of his reputation and set them ablaze in a blinding, neon-green fire.

“What the hell is he wearing?” the internet collectively gasped, as Spicer shimmied and clapped for himself on stage, his clenched and overeager smile making the performance both more unwatchable and impossible to look away from. Who could have predicted the additional bongo accessories?

“It’s like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps,” one judge told Spicer.

At one point, in a video introduction, the former Trump mouthpiece attempted to address the controversy over his casting. “There’s no question my time in the White House was very tumultuous,” he said, conveniently failing to mention his current employment as a spokesman for a pro-Trump super-PAC. “I think it gave people a very one-dimensional look at who I am as a person.”

I think Spicer would really have to struggle to make it even as a one dimensional person. 

In one now removed tweet Spicer suggested that people should vote for him because he “stands with Christ.” 

Yeah, I don’t think that even Jesus could save him now.

I never thought I would miss that Bristol Palin gorilla suit, but I was wrong.