Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer made his debut on DWTS last night. How is this not a sign of the Apocalypse?

By |2019-09-17T08:00:53-08:00September 17th, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , |18 Comments

Well I’m blind now.

Should they not issue you special glasses before trotting that atrocity out on stage? 

Courtesy of Mother Jones

Clad in a frilly shirt and form-fitting white pants, Sean Spicer made his debut on Dancing with the Stars Monday night, where the former White House press secretary took the very last strands of his reputation and set them ablaze in a blinding, neon-green fire.

“What the hell is he wearing?” the internet collectively gasped, as Spicer shimmied and clapped for himself on stage, his clenched and overeager smile making the performance both more unwatchable and impossible to look away from. Who could have predicted the additional bongo accessories?

“It’s like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps,” one judge told Spicer.

At one point, in a video introduction, the former Trump mouthpiece attempted to address the controversy over his casting. “There’s no question my time in the White House was very tumultuous,” he said, conveniently failing to mention his current employment as a spokesman for a pro-Trump super-PAC. “I think it gave people a very one-dimensional look at who I am as a person.”

I think Spicer would really have to struggle to make it even as a one dimensional person. 

In one now removed tweet Spicer suggested that people should vote for him because he “stands with Christ.” 

Yeah, I don’t think that even Jesus could save him now.

I never thought I would miss that Bristol Palin gorilla suit, but I was wrong. 

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18 Comments

  1. Anonymous September 17, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    I can’t wait to see how Melissa McCarthy will spoof this on SNL!! Same green and white outfit, but driving the famous motorized press conference podium, from a few years ago, would be a hoot !

    • Anon September 17, 2019 at 4:01 pm

      I love that idea
      add in while racing the Mirrorball to the studio…
      DWTS GLOW%SCHTICK mania!

  2. Anonymous September 17, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    He also can’t dance with a shit. As the judges noted, he was off beat the entire dance.

  3. Anonymous September 17, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    I think the wardrobe people are trolling him .

  4. Dead Lake September 17, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Good thing he deleted that tweet. Atheists and believers alike have to know that Jesus doesn’t give a whit about DWTS, else Priss Bris wouldn’t have in been the gorilla suit.
    A pro-lifer hiding her overly pregnant frame? Tsk Tsk!

  5. Anon September 17, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/so-called-limited-nuclear-war-would-actually-be-very-bad-and-kill-tens-of-millions-warns-new-report/

    “It is estimated that there would be more than 90 million people dead and injured within the first few hours of the conflict,” the site reads.

    Glowing in the dark…

  6. anonymous September 17, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Sean Spicer suggested that Jesus Christ was on his side in the Dancing With The Stars reality television competition, using the hashtag #Christ in an early Tuesday morning tweet.

    Thank you @GovMikeHuckabee Clearly the judges aren’t going to be with me. Let’s send a message to #Hollywood that those of us who stand for #Christ won’t be discounted. May God bless you https://t.co/Qqa9xi3pIM

    — Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) September 17, 2019

    In an article published by The New Yorker on Monday, Spicer said that he was “just making money” by doing the dancing competition. He is reported to be earning a minimum of $125,000 for competing.

    “This wasn’t part of the plan,” he said. “Frankly, I’m just making money, trying to enjoy life.”

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/09/23/dancing-with-sean-spicer

    • Anonymous September 17, 2019 at 4:31 pm

      “Frankly, I’m just making money, trying to enjoy life.”
      ———
      Aren’t we all, now more than ever, through what he disgustingly still supports to this day.
      Why I don’t watch this fluff. What are “stars” to some, I just do not see. All for ratings.

  7. Whatevs September 17, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Lime green pleather… gigglesnort.

  8. AK Lynne September 17, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    Well, everybody says negative things, but I didn’t think he did too badly, and it looked like he was having fun. I mean, he is an old, overweight guy who isn’t a dancer. The outfit was pretty lame, and I thought the pants were pink, not white. Maybe it was just the lights.

    • My $0.02 September 17, 2019 at 6:25 pm

      Flamboyant, why not? He’s having a good time with it.
      We all forget the inner kid that comes out to play on occasion.
      The adulting thing gets tiring…….

  9. Anonymous September 17, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    Are Texas Voters Coming Around on Climate Change?
    A new poll finds a majority of Texans in both parties are in favor of government action to tackle the climate crisis

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/are-texas-voters-coming-around-on-climate-change-886041/

    Spicy didn’t wear a stupid gorilla costume and he has better moves than Bristol Palin.

    • Anonymous in Chicago September 17, 2019 at 8:38 pm

      On MSNBC, Morning Joe showed a segment on the pollution in West Texas. It’s worth a watch.

      https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/deregulated-natural-gas-flaring-impacting-texas-69147717996

    • Beaglemom September 18, 2019 at 3:56 am

      Certainly those living in close proximity to Texas’ east coast should be worrying daily about the effects of climate change. Every time they have a heavy rainfall, they have to the possibility of serious flooding. The likelihood of flooding is especially grave in the Houston area which has suffered from poor urban/exurban design for decades now and Galveston which should never have been rebuilt after it was destroyed by a devastating storm in the early 20th century.

  10. Sue Thompson September 17, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    With all the negative press the show received about Sean even being on the show, and I can’t stand him–even with all that, I could not believe they put him in that dance in that costume. I half felt sorry for his sorry butt. The comments afterward had me laughing so hard I was crying but most were about the costume not about him. Were the producers trying to humiliate him?? The only thing that would have been worse for Sean would have been to be the first dancer as they were featured longer and they danced longer. Consider yourself lucky Sean !

  11. puck September 17, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    why?????

  12. Anonymous September 18, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Gosh they could do a whole season with former WH employees and cabinet members alone. Dancing with the Losers/Liars WH edition.

    I can’t believe that program is still on, there are no stars and certainly no dancing.

  13. Anonymous September 18, 2019 at 2:26 am

    What did he have on? the Poofy shirt from Seinfeld dyed green

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