Florida man shoots himself in leg while removing his gun from pants.

By |2019-05-23T07:49:56-08:00May 24th, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , |3 Comments

If only his leg had been in a position to return fire.

Courtesy of Newsweek:

A Florida man shot himself in the leg while trying to take out a concealed firearm from his waistband, according to police.

Arnel Villarreal was waiting in the visitors parking lot of Summerlin Academy on 1500 S Jackson Ave, Bartow, at around 4:10 pm on Tuesday, WFLA.com reported citing Bartow Police Department. A member of his family was on the school campus at the time.

Villarreal took a .9mm semi-automatic pistol from his waistband as he waited. He intended to secure the weapon in his vehicle, according to police.

While moving the firearm, Villarreal discharged it, causing a bullet to drive into his right leg. Police believe the incident was an accident. After the shooting, Villarreal was treated in hospital and is in a stable condition.

Villarreal had a license to carry a concealed weapon in Florida, police told WFLA.com.

All I can say is that it is a good thing these ammosexuals have such tiny penises. 

Just imagine how much more painful and devastating this might have been if the bullet had ripped into his willy.

Does it feel to anybody else as if Florida has been trying a little TOO hard lately?

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3 Comments

  1. Anon May 24, 2019 at 4:39 am

    Well, if he had any male junk, they might have stopped the bullet. But apparently he has none.

  2. Harley May 24, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Another Friday morning feel good story. I love those.

  3. Anonymous May 26, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    Too bad he didn’t shoot off both balls so he couldn’t reproduce.

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