Duck Dynasty dipshit claims he doesn’t need health care because he has God.

By |2019-02-06T10:46:02-08:00February 7th, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , |17 Comments

We have not talked about these idiots for a while. 

Courtesy of The Daily Beast

Today we watched Duck Dynasty emperor Phil Robertson poo-poo the idea of government-provided health care because, in his estimation, there is no need for medical services in the physical world. After all, according to Robertson, he’s guaranteed “eternal health care” given to him by God.

I already have health care. It’s given to me by God. Eternal health care. I’m guaranteed to be raised from the dead. I have life and immortality given to me by God through Jesus Christ… The temporary reprieve is not worth it. I’m telling [Kamala Harris], I have eternal health care, and it’s free! Doctors can give you a little temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die, too.

Fox Business Network host Neil Cavuto, to his credit, pushed back by noting that “people need health care.”

“I didn’t have health care for 50 years,” Robertson replied. And he apparently doesn’t see much see use for it now, either.

This seems to hearken back to the days when primitive people believed that illness and death were caused by demonic possession and sin. 

Most of us have moved into the 21st Century and understand things like germs, cancer cells, and viruses, however, it appears that Roberston is incapable of such progressive thinking. 

However, mark my words the minute this fake hillbilly gets sick he is going to demand the best medical care available and then if he recovers give all the credit to his God. 

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  1. Beaglemom February 7, 2019 at 4:55 am

    Then he doesn’t have to have health care. He can rot in his cabin in the woods if he wants to. But his lunacy should not keep sane people from getting the health care they need when they need it.

    • White Rabbit February 7, 2019 at 7:21 am

      Exactly. I’m all for him going all the way with his Jeebus health care. And if there is a God, he’ll be taking this idiot to the Hillbilly Heaven ER right soon.

  2. Filo February 7, 2019 at 4:57 am

    One of Rat sarah palin’s bros.Say no more.

  3. anon February 7, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Wait till he sees Jesus also saves blacks, Jews, mexicans, and socialists.

  4. OK February 7, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Rump opens National Prayer Breakfast speech by applauding Karen Pence for teaching “at a Christian school.” You know, the one with SUPER anti-LGBTQ policies. “Thank you. Thank you, Karen.”

    • Jim Wright February 7, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      “Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States, speaking at this morning’s Prayer Breakfast:
      “Since the founding of our nation, many of our greatest strides from gaining our independence to abolition of civil rights to extending the vote for women have been led by people of faith.”
      The abolition of civil rights.
      Led by people of faith.
      Thank you and good night.”

      [drops the mike}

  5. Anonymous February 7, 2019 at 7:32 am

    He’s the child molester who claimed 13-year-olds were ripe for marriage and by the time they were 18 it was toooo late, and he claims to have God in his life? PFT!

  6. Anonymous February 7, 2019 at 9:13 am

    I bet ol Phil of Shit hasn’t signed an advanced directive with do not resuscitate in bold letters. Sure didn’t hear of one bible thumper opting out of Medicare!

  7. Whatevs February 7, 2019 at 9:47 am
  8. Anon February 7, 2019 at 9:58 am

    When I told an old family acquaintance my 39 year old daughter was diagnosed with a rare cancer she said “I’ll pray all of the doctors and tests are wrong”. She believes Christian Scientist practices and believes, as a Republican per her, in survival of the fittest if you can’t afford health care then you die, no money for food you deserve to die too. According to her only families and churches should help people not the government. The hypocrisy of such people who use Medicare, government student loans, have health insurance is astonishing.

  9. Anonymous February 7, 2019 at 10:25 am

    A man his age not getting a rectal scope out is purely stupid. But then again, I do think of him as a”perfect asshole” so maybe he can take that to the grave.

  10. Anonymous February 7, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    His granddaughter, Mia, has a cleft palate, and has had to have multiple surgeries to fix it. I don’t see him denying her doctors or medical care. Heck in one episode where she had to have surgery he was at the hospital, and prayed for the doctors to be able to do their jobs with steady hands. He obviously has a double standard.

  11. Grandpa Lampshade JB$ February 7, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    “Grandpa Lampshade has published thousands of messages designed to stoke hatred of Jews. ”
    “On one podcast a few weeks before the Pittsburgh shooting, Grandpa Lampshade said that whites are “not gonna outbreed all of these blacks and browns” and that the “answer” might “involve a whole lotta killin’.”

    Meet Daniel Kenneth Jeffreys:
    “He once worked as a youth activities supervisor at the now-shuttered Texas Youth Commission, the state’s notorious juvenile corrections agency.
    “Jeffreys grew up mirroring the conservative politics of his parents, who supported Ronald Reagan. He eventually ditched the Republican Party out of loyalty to Pat Buchanan, a Holocaust-denying commentator — and a source of inspiration for members of the alt-right — who twice failed to secure the GOP presidential nomination. Jeffreys then dabbled in the conspiratorial libertarianism of former Texas Rep. Ron Paul, another mainstream politician who has served as a conduit to white nationalism.” “Jeffreys’ new wife shared his enthusiasm for automobiles as well as his racist tendencies. She posted offensive content on Twitter under an account named Gothmamba, which public records indicate is registered to her.”
    ““I’m not responsible for crazy people doing crazy shit,” “

  12. Anonymous February 7, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Well good, so he won’t waste my taxpayer dollars by going to the ER, he will stay at home and pray away his STDs and other diseases.

  13. New Tribe$ February 7, 2019 at 6:48 pm


    Missionary kids. That’s what they call themselves.

  14. Cassi February 8, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    I wonder if the Palins who laugh at people who don’t vaccinate have seen this.

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