Donald Trump used today’s Easter egg celebration for children to lie about his accomplishments.

By |2019-04-22T11:00:46-08:00April 22nd, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , , , |7 Comments

OMG! Somebody needs to tell this bloviating baboon that this is an event for children, they came for the candy and eggs, not for a basket full of bullshit. 

Courtesy of Newsweek:

President Donald Trump took the opportunity at the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday morning to boast that the U.S. military “is literally being completely rebuilt,” and received clapping support from the White House Easter Bunny.

“Our country has never done better and do we love our military. Our military is literally being completely rebuilt,” Trump said from the White House balcony overlooking the South Lawn. Next to him stood first lady Melania Trump and a person dressed in a white bunny costume, seemed to be there to applaud the president’s remarks.

“We are completely rebuilding our military,” Donald Trump reiterated. “It was very depleted as you know. A lot of the military folks can tell you. And it is being rebuilt to a level that we have never seen before.”

The president said the rebuild was happening “all with great product, the best product in the world.

“And you know where it’s made? It’s made in the USA. That’s where it’s made. It’s all made right here,” he said. “So again, Happy Easter, enjoy yourselves.”

Trump also bragged about the jobs numbers and the economy, because every school child is, of course, worried about what job they are going to get when they get out of the third grade. 

Trump also claimed that he assured one poor child that he was building the wall:

“I will. Oh, It’s happening. It’s being built now,” Trump told the child, before speaking up to share the conversation with reporters. “Here’s a young guy who said, ‘Keep building that wall.’ Can you believe that?”

“He’s going to be a conservative someday!” Trump continued.

Speaking of whoppers Trump also pushed back on the claims in the Mueller report that his people ignored his directions. 

Good. Because if they actually act on his impulsive demands he will probably be impeached more quickly. 

“Happy Easter kids! This year your holiday surprise is a criminal in the White House.”

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  1. anonymous April 22, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    “”Oh it’s happening, it’s being built now,” Trump told one boy as he colored pictures with a group a children on the South Lawn.

    “This young kid just said keep building the wall, can you believe that?” the president told reporters, adding: “He’s going to be a conservative someday.””

    Another wonderful Easter Egg roll! @POTUS and I enjoyed meeting everyone! Thank you to the many volunteers and vendors who worked so hard to help keep this @WhiteHouse tradition alive!! #EasterEggRoll2019

  2. Anonymous April 22, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Who was in the bunny suit? Hucksterbee Slanders?

    • Josh Adam Shapiro April 23, 2019 at 3:18 am

      She wouldn’t be able to fit, too tight

  3. Anonymous April 23, 2019 at 3:18 am

    What does he mean by rebuilding the military, quotas on both the enlisted and officer sides have fallen short these past few years, even with the allure of recruiting and re-enlistment bonuses?

  4. Anon April 23, 2019 at 8:40 am

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  5. Beaglemom April 23, 2019 at 11:32 am

    Maybe it was Little Donnie in the rabbit suit.

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