Did you ever wonder why Donald Trump stands like this?

By |2019-09-02T04:45:45-08:00September 2nd, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , |18 Comments

Somebody thinks they have the answer. 

Of COURSE he has lifts in his shoes, how could we think otherwise. 

The man constantly spray tans his face, dyes his hair, and wears loose-fitting suits and a six-foot tie to hide his obesity, it only stands to reason that he is just as insecure about his height. 

The man is a walking talking advertisement for insecurity.

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18 Comments

  1. Anonymous September 2, 2019 at 3:56 am

    dies his hair
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    Well that rat’s nest on his head is probable dead, but I think you mean “dyes” his hair.

    he leans forward because his big, huuugee belly is pulling him forward and he thinks leaning forward will cover his lard ass. Most likely it is the elevator shoes, a trick he learned from his porn model wife, who wears stilettos all time.

    • Gryphen September 2, 2019 at 4:47 am

      Dyes not dies.

      What can I say, I was tired.

  2. mike from iowa September 2, 2019 at 4:18 am

    He has a corn cob stuck in his orange ass from the kremlin annex outhouse. Pretty obvious to me.

    • Anonymoose September 2, 2019 at 12:22 pm

      That is the most logical explanation yet.

  3. Beaglemom September 2, 2019 at 4:23 am

    Some day he’s just going to topple forward and not be able to get himself up. He’ll lie face first on the ground stamping his feet, like the mental three year-old he is. This might be the reason he had to ride in a golf cart at his first international meeting (G-7?) in Europe. The participants were walking downhill on a paved street. Maybe he was afraid that he’d go tumbling down the hill. What a vain idiot!

  4. POS-POTUS September 2, 2019 at 5:08 am

    Let’s not forget the incessant name-calling and tantrums, the crossed arms, “your favorite president ME!,” ad nauseum.
    Who does that??? Insecure to the max.

  5. Nonny Mouse September 2, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Ah. So that’s why that posture looks familiar. (Nonny does an image search for “woman in high heels posture.” yup.) Could someone with artistic talent pleeeeease make a mashup of Orange Shitgibbon with a woman’s legs in high heels? That would fit right into the “T***p as Putin’s whore” canon.

    Being a small vindictive person, I deeply, deeply hope that his back, knees, and feet hurt like hell.

    • Gus September 2, 2019 at 6:31 am

      “Being a small vindictive person”
      —————-
      Thanks for the hoot and your mashup request! I had exactly the same thoughts.
      Like looking in a mirror. 🙂

  6. Gus Dusted September 2, 2019 at 5:31 am

    Wait until you see what he’s tweeted today……..

  7. Marie September 2, 2019 at 9:19 am

    Wouldn’t it be lovely if he fell forward one day! I can dream. But that would be an awesome video.

  8. Anonymous September 2, 2019 at 10:27 am

    All this insecurity is definitely centered on his short little mushroom organ.

    If only Trump had an adequate dick, America wouldn’t be in this mess.

  9. Anonymous September 2, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Yeah, his big belly is jutted out. Or he is a robot.

  10. puck September 2, 2019 at 11:06 am

    corset. i wear one some times. with heels it can throw you off.

  11. Anonymous September 2, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    “Did you ever wonder why Donald Trump stands like this?”

    Yeah, he’s got a stick up his ass.

    But I agree with the others that everything about this clown says fake,!fake! fake!

  12. Anonymoose September 2, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    Women don’t lean forward like that when they wear heels. You would think he would lean backward to compensate for the huge gut. There has to be something else going on. I don’t understand why he doesn’t fall on his face. (giggle)

  13. Anonymous September 3, 2019 at 4:26 am

    Everything about this man is small or fake, tiny fingers, tiny penis, fake hair, lard ass, beer belly gut, fake shoes. Only large thing about him is his Pinocchio nose,which grows hourly.

    Maybe the King of Spain can send him a pair of those flamenco shoes with the 3 inch heels.

  14. Anonymous September 4, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    If he was wearing lifts that high, wouldn’t it show in his gait as he walked? It would be like wearing heels, which he obviously does not know how to do or he wouldn’t stand that way. Women don’t lean forward when they wear heels. Not even fat women.

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