Dakota Meyer says that he knew the marriage was over “the day after we got married.”

By |2018-10-02T16:29:13-08:00October 2nd, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , |55 Comments

Funny, I knew it was over BEFORE they got married.

Courtesy People Magazine

Dakota Meyer is opening up about his split from Teen Mom OG‘s Bristol Palin.

The military veteran tells PEOPLE that joining the MTV series had nothing to do with the couple’s divorce, which they finalized this summer.

“This relationship was done way before Teen Mom OG,” Meyer says, before joking he knew it was over “the day after we got married.”

“Our relationship has had struggles from day one, I think we tried our best,” he says. “I can definitely say that I tried in this relationship.”

Jesus, considering the shit show this relationship was before they got married, how in the hell did Dakota think it was going to get any better? 

I mean they got engaged.

Broke up,

She announced she was pregnant but did not name him as the father.

She has the kid, then claims he is the dad.

They get a paternity test.

They then fight bitterly over custody.

Suddenly, out of the blue, they reconcile.

They then elope. 

Bristol immediately gets pregnant again. (Of course.)

The second child is born in May of last year.

By February of this year Bristol and Dakota have already split up and by August he is bragging that he is “freshly divorced.”  

That leads to yet another prolonged custody fight, where apparently he comes out the victor.

So again, at what point did he not see this thing blowing up in his face? 

Dakota also confirmed again that he and Bristol are no longer speaking:

Meyer previously said the two haven’t spoken following their split, and he tells PEOPLE they’ve managed to co-parent without much contact.

“I understand how important it is for both parents to be in a child’s life,” he says. “To co-parent with her is important to me. We communicate when necessary. I would say I’m happy with our relationship. I think that it’s right where it needs to be.”

So once again it has been confirmed that the happiest relationship you can have with a Palin, is to no longer be in a relationship with a Palin. 

I think Jordan Loewe would agree enthusiastically with that. 

Let’s see how long it takes Willow’s new meat Ricky Bobby to figure that out. 

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  1. Blue Wave October 2, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    I always thought that he married her to make sure he was in Sailor’s life. Either as a desperate move hoping it would all work out or as a very sly plan, knowing that it would not. He alluded to the first one, once in one of his posts when asked about Bristol and his answer was he would do ANYTHING for his kids. That said… use condoms, babies aren’t the only thing that can happen. You may catch Palinorea or worse!

  2. Blue Wave October 2, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    As far as the Bailey kids, I call 2 yrs, 11 months.

  3. Eye Roll Troll October 2, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Have to hand it to you again, Gryph how I found you 08 RNC Convention when they hit the stage.
    “There is something SO horribly wrong with this picture!” Little did I know, and a decade later here we are.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 4:53 pm

      Here many of us still are. WE have to follow to the tragic (for them) end.

      • anonymous October 3, 2018 at 5:50 am

        July 3 2009.

        What really happened?

        How many secret dills were there?

        • Russia says so October 3, 2018 at 3:00 pm

          Sarah. Russia called. Shh

  4. anonymous October 2, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    I never thought they were married. It always looked like it was faked. The more they tried to sell their act, the more faked it looked.

  5. Old Redneck October 2, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Somewhere today I read — forgot to bookmark it — a summary of the first episode of Barstool’s latest “reality TV show.” As I recall, in the summary, there are lots of quotes from both Bristol and Dakota. One of them caught my eye — Bristol is complaining about how she has to deal with Dakota’s memories of combat, Dakota replies that he still hears the voices of his squad comrades over the radio pleading for help as they are killed one by one.

    Dakota clearly is experiencing SURVIVOR GUILT. No one who has not been in a combat unit on the ground in gunfight after gunfight, day in, day out, can understand the bond between they guys you are in combat with. I left Vietnam in 1970 and am still as close to some of the people in my platoon — whom I see from time to time — as I am to my wife of 52 years. I know that sounds strange, but that’s the way it is. They put their lives on the line for me, I put my life on the line for them . . . there is no stronger bond except possibly that between mother and child.

    Dakota cannot understand why they died and he lived. It eats away at you, day in and day out. Intellectually, you understand that combat death is a fickle thing — the guys on either side on you can be shot dead and you survive. Emotionally and spiritually, you just can’t understand it — why them, why not me?

    Bristol is too goddam stupid to try to understand. Her entire life has been me, me, me; Oh, I look like a Kardashian; Oh, look at my Louis Vuitton bags; Oh, aren’t I the cutest thing?!?!?!?!? She doesn’t have to understand, but she could at least try.

    Dakota, for his part, needs to get away from the associates whose pics show up on his Instagram page — thugs, has-beens; former service members who can’t get past guns, slogans, tats.

    However, given the facts that neither of them is educated, both of them revel in celebrity (even if it is 4th rate celebrity), and both of them focus on things, I don’t give him much chance of overcoming his demons and I give her no chance of being anything but what she is.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:07 pm

      I am the wife of a combat vet and I noticed the survivors guilt too. I also notice similarities with my husband who was also diagnosed with combat squale. Therapy through the VA didn’t help my husband at all for those. A fellow combat vet who is also a psychologist in our area did.
      My husband still has bad days, but the good days are now more frequent. He even said that Dakota could use time with the right therapist because that’s what helped him.
      Thank you for your service Old Redneck.

    • Bristol has a black heart. October 2, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      Much like the inability to understand the connection between you and your team unless you’ve experienced it, is also the inability to understand PTSD unless you’ve experienced it. I’m a PTSD survivor, so I understand that side of the equation. It really is impossible to explain it to someone who hasn’t been there. The closest I come is saying You’re Not You. You become the PTSD. I would do or say things that I’d never come close to saying or doing in my life and just be stunned wondering where the hell that came from. The anxiety would have my heart racing so fast I’d feel like I was running a non-stop marathon. Exhausting. I overcame it through good counseling and unconditional love. Dakota had no chance being in a family where everything comes with conditions. Sorry for the book. The subject has been coming up a lot late and I wanted to let some know a little of what it was like. Thank you for your service ORN. I’m happy you’ve been able to adjust.

  6. Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    Dakota now says that Levi is a great dad and Sunny is a great person. He says that he looks forward to continued friendship with them both. WTF? Sunny posted a response on IG thanking him for his kind words. Bristol must be going ape shit right now. Cue the slam on Dakota, Levi, or Sunny in 3…2..1….

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 5:29 pm

      The best thing any of them could do is stay off Teen Mom OG and let her go down in flames.
      Didn’t she originally say that, through it, she hoped to send an inspiring message to help someone?
      Poor mental midget, I was sucked in, is not encouraging. Get an education, don’t fall for a batty eyed tramp is.

      • Blue Wave October 2, 2018 at 7:46 pm

        I was sucked in too but I’m over it. It’s all so obviously scripted at this point with every single character fighting for the headlines, so many commentating as if reality TV is actually reality. Ffs, that’s how we got Trump. Ack!

      • viv October 2, 2018 at 11:41 pm

        I have the feeling that those ‘persuasive’ producers who signed up Dakota and Sunny and Levi used psychological tricks on them. I saw Dakota’s producer in action and she is creepy in her intimate emotional massaging of him. This is her https://www.linkedin.com/in/kerthy-fix-26a8622a

        Remember when Dakota said he hadn’t wanted to do it but the brilliant producers persuaded him to? Kreepy.

        • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 11:32 am

          Viv, after the show he did a live on IG and said the only way she agreed to giving him custody with the girls is if he agreed to do the show.
          I am sure she offered Levi and Sunny a similar deal with Tripp. She uses those kids as bargaining chips to manipulate everyone around her.

          • viv October 3, 2018 at 2:00 pm

            That’s not my estimation. For a start, Dakota has a good lawyer and he is entitled to equal custody of his children, anything Bristol or he might say contrary to that notwithstanding. Bristol even lost her house because she doesn’t have primary custody of her daughters, which hopefully has taught her a lesson. Levi actually has legal shared custody of Tripp, but obviously was willing for him to live in Texas during school terms. Bristol doesn’t have any power to hold Tripp hostage any more, all she has is her constant legal harassment against both men that seems to give her satisfaction, because it’s clear she’s doing to Dakota what she does to Levi. Tripp didn’t figure in the big dollar amounts that turned Levi and Sunny’s head and made them sell their own daughters’ privacy into the future, I guess people have forgotten that Tripp lived with Levi and Sunny half the time before his mother’s idiot move to Texas, I guess all eyes were on Bristol’s random baby-making.

    • anon October 2, 2018 at 5:43 pm

      Dakota already knew them before Sailor was born.

      • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:24 pm

        Well known, anon, he saw opportunity and got a life sentence.
        Pardon me if I don’t cry. #OwnTheDash

  7. Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    You won’t catch Mommie Dearest owning up to any part in this although her signature is all over it.
    She had BIG plans. YUUGE.

  8. viv October 2, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Sarah was behind the wedding. Remember when Track and Britta were hauled up to Hatcher’s Pass for a shotgun quickie in Sarah’s vain fight to legitimize her random grandpuppies?

  9. Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    Yup. I think mummy tries to legitamize her cray cray family by making them do things good Christians do. Only Bristol is now permanently spoiled by her fame and want of fortune that she can’t think straight. Sarah could do well by doing a reality show. You know by just stop trying to cover up all that dysfunctional shit. People eat that stuff up. We’d tune in every night as Track pounds someone in the head, and Bristol flies off to another relationship. And Piper in the corner shadowing her mother. And Willow so desperately trying to take back the night before her wacky mother tried to brain fuck America with her cutsie pie coyness. I mean, a show like that would last four seasons tops. America loves dysfunctional shit. The Kardashians, Kanye, and Trump. People are spellbound as we speak.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 5:38 pm

      They tried it once. Didn’t make it.

      • amom October 3, 2018 at 3:23 am

        Because they weren’t being authentic. The real Palins are black comedy gold.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:24 pm

      Are they going to have Bristol’s version of her blow up for Willers big wedding day memory? Toxic mad Bristol had to take her kids away from her toxic family.
      I don’t see them on TV. I have watched the Kardashians on wk ends to see what Bristol is striving for. She can have her face and body cut up for eternity, she has nothing inside,no spark. She needed voice lessons from way back. All she does is watch Kim and mimic her. And Sarah is her Momanger. Kim’s mother is kinder and more likeable (SMARTER). They may find an audience for poor Bristol and she will make MTV a happy profit. I just don’t like to think there is a large audience entertained by garbage that targets teens.
      MTV is heartless corporate.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:48 pm

      Oh 6:24 PM, you know they will. The drama of Bristol.
      Maybe that’s why $arah called it her best day ever that the cameras left.
      Who watches this crap????

  10. viv October 2, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    So they’re not speaking except for the play-acting they’re doing for the TV cameras.

    My favorite scene was a few seconds I saw somewhere on the net where a teary Bristol is whining that her husband didn’t let her keep everything and give him nothing, like she did with Levi.

    Speaking of Levi, I’d like to address the person that was bagging him for his lawyer’s debt recently. Levi’s legal debt is not old, it’s ongoing. Whether it’s school camp or school lunch, Bristol’s demand for half the money always comes through her lawyer to Levi’s lawyer. Levi is always being harassed by all kinds of lawyer’s letters that he needs to respond to- sent simply as a means of hurting him and Sunny financially, which it does very effectively. I don’t know which of the Palin bitches pays for Bristol’s lawyer. As for Levi and Sunny’s house, the same troll should know that the house they describe as “lakefront” has been in the Johnston family for generations, otherwise they wouldn’t have their own home at all, while Bristol buys and sells houses at the drop of a hat partly funded with over $100,000 she stole from Levi and that he should have sued her for. Levi and Sunny are buying the family home, not inheriting it, and their appearances on stupid reality TV will no doubt pay off the house and their legal bill.

    Trolls can STFU.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 5:57 pm

      Levi is lucky he had a change of clothes after what she did to him. He didn’t rape her, she ooohed and aaawed in delight well documented.
      That they have to kowtow to her ‘poor me” story and exploit their children is what angers me beyond belief.
      Not a troll, never have been.

  11. CFR October 2, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    I think he only married her to get his child out of Alaska and somewhere he’d have a chance of getting a fair shake in family court.
    Itll be fun to listen to Barstool whine about Tx for the next 17 yrs lol

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:41 pm

      “I can see myself running for politics someday.”

    • viv October 2, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      I think you have a point, because 1. he already knew she was a bitch, was familiar with a lot of her MO from Levi, 2. he didn’t want his baby stuck all the way up there in Alaska so far away from him, 3. he very quickly (but oops, too late) got a vasectomy. That sounds like a strategy to me.

      Bristol gets what she wants, a husband attached to one of her kids and confirmation of the true lerve that spawned Sailor: “See, Bristol’s a nice girl. Bristol’s a good Christian girl. Bristol doesn’t spread her legs for just any old man that she barely knows…..”

      Then Atlee announces she’s on her way and now they have to pretend they’re happily married LOL so let’s sell our misery to the highest bidder.

    • Eye Roll Troll October 2, 2018 at 8:30 pm

      viv, I’ll bet plenty of people forgot about the vasectomy.

    • Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 8:46 pm

      “so let’s sell our misery to the highest bidder.”
      Who with any semblance of brain does that???

    • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 3:25 am

      Duh will be suicided. Palin problem’s solved!

      • Russia has BEEN here October 3, 2018 at 3:59 pm

        Russian language

  12. Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Aaron Hernandez got married and has a child. He also admitted to his lawyer he was gay two days before he killed himself in prison.

    Getting married and having a child is a perfect way to cover that you are gay.

    Time to come out of the closet Dakota. With a MOH you could be a hero within the LGBT community.

  13. Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 6:53 pm

    All you had to do, Duhkota, is say “I don’t.”
    People change their minds all the time.
    Not cold feet, “WTF am I doing?” Custer’s Last Stand.

  14. Anonymous October 2, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Who’s next, Bristol??
    Batting a thousand!

  15. Said October 2, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    Bottom-rung deplorable christlessness.

  16. Lewsiffer October 3, 2018 at 12:24 am

    Wow, she is so drawn and thin and just dead behind the eyes, perhaps she should add another source of nutrition besides her speedy poop tea ’cause that’s a hard 27! I can’t believe how different she looks in stills as opposed to video. I didn’t realize her nose job was so ratchet, the bridge is all messed up and one of her nostrils looks half collapsed. What a mess!

  17. viv October 3, 2018 at 12:39 am

    I just checked the responses to Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer’s little show. They’re pretending they’re still together in the show and dozens of dweeby women who should be able to see through this shit are writing to Bristol Palin for advice on handling their husbands with PTSD- maybe even the same dweebs that asked her for diet and exercise advice after she got her ass liposucked.

    Palin divorced her PTSD problem as soon as she could but in their stupid show they’re married and braindead people are buying it. Today has been a day of sad and tasteless things courtesy of the coarse ignorant swine in the Oval Office but these people and their producers take the cake for sad and tasteless.

    • Eye Roll Troll October 3, 2018 at 5:29 am

      It’s a sorry state of television programming when this passes for must see prime time, viv.
      How dumbed down do people have to be to watch this tripe?

  18. Y October 3, 2018 at 4:15 am

    His story changes daily. Bristol put up with so much emotional abuse. Her sister told her in November to get Tripp away from him. At least Theyll never have coparenting problems because they’re both mature. Though Dakota is manipulative and two faced.

    • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 5:14 am

      Oh BELK. Who are you trying to convince? Yourself?

  19. Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 4:47 am

    Bristol said she was going on the show so that she could teach others to learn from her mistakes.

    When does the teaching begin because it sounds like all the show has been about is bristol blaming others for her problems and airing their dirty laundry. Or is that the lesson, blame others?

    • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 5:16 am

      The Palin way!

    • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 5:22 am

      The mere notion that Bristol could teach anyone anything is a real knee slapper.
      She’s so stunted mentally and emotionally, who the heck would listen to her?

      • anonymous October 3, 2018 at 5:57 am

        62,984,825 voters voted for Donald Trump in 2016. There is a large viewing base even allowing for how clueless or bored you have to be to watch that chit!

    • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 7:41 am

      You can certainly tell the absolute lack of education.

      • anonymous October 3, 2018 at 7:55 am

        This is the rebiblican base.

        People like the Palins and all the deplorables in their orbit.

      • Anonymous October 3, 2018 at 8:16 am

        3.497 yet another lie.

  20. CFL October 3, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    Bristol Palin: Teen Mom is ALREADY Destroying My Family!


    Already?? Can’t wait to see who gets the blame this time for her own disastrous decisions.

    • Anon October 3, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      Teen Mom OG has added Bristol Palin, and Bristol’s family dysfunctions are obvious.
      But apparently what viewers are seeing on camera is only the tip of the Alaskan iceberg.
      A new report says that Bristol’s family is clashing — and Bristol’s new TV role is at the center of their feud…

      Trackmarks and Duh are not the only ones with PTSD symptoms

      • anon October 4, 2018 at 2:49 am

        Good! spill the beans Track and Willow.
        Tell how Bristol is the golden child only because her firstborn child (the TriG) was stolen by Sarah Palin and used as card carrying prolife cred. Bristol has to be bought off and kept calm ad inifnitum by Sarah so that she doesn’t spill the beans about the kidnapping.
        I’m sure Willow and Track have had enough. Track is already mental. This makes him homicidal.

  21. NONA October 3, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    Track has been remanded to a halfway house the end of this month. Department of Corrections will decide if he stays at halfway house or in prison.

    • amom October 4, 2018 at 2:45 am

      At their own stoooopid peril and culpability.
      When he kills someone, the next of kin should sue the pants off of those in charge of the process as accomplices.

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