Dakota Meyer says that being married to Bristol Palin was like a lifetime prison sentence.

By |2018-10-17T07:50:13-08:00October 17th, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , |51 Comments

Why does Sarah look like a wax replica of herself?

Courtesy of In Touch Weekly:

Things just seem to be getting worse between Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer. The former couple — who recently revealed they’re divorcing — went going OFF on each other during last night’s brand new episode of Teen Mom OG. Things got so heated, in fact, that Dakota even compared their marriage to a lifetime prison sentence.

“I’ll take the master because I’m not moving,” he told producers. “I took her bed out of the master and I put in there. I set everything up for her, I organized everything and laid it all out for her. Not just for me, I want her to have her own space. It’s hard enough to live in the same house as somebody that you’re divorcing.”

That said, he revealed that he’s the happiest he’s been in years — “like the most relieved, the least amount of stress, like, what someone would feel like if they got out of a life-sentence prison.” Jeez.

Recent reports state the mother-of-three handed over their $500,000 Texas home to her ex in their divorce settlement. “I know my lawyer sent you something the other day about, you know, please don’t touch my stuff,” she said in the episode. “As soon as I find a new house, I’ll be gone like the wind. There’s no need for us to fight. There’s no need for us to have bad blood between us. It’s all gonna be good. I’ll be there. I’m a great mom. I’ll continue to be a great mom.”

Unfortunately, he did end up moving her belongings. “I don’t blame him for not wanting to be around me, but I think it’s complete BS that my stuff is moved. I’m just disappointed,” she said. “In our divorce, I didn’t ask for anything. All I asked for was the money I put into this house, to have that back. Even with all the furniture, I bought everything in this house. I’m not going to be petty… that to me is just petty.”

Boy the Palins calling somebody else petty, now I have seen it all. 

You know I have no doubt that Dakota felt like he was serving a prison sentence. 

Having to live in the same house as Bristol must have been like serving time in Leavenworth with the worst of the worst, never knowing when somebody was going to snap and come after you with a shiv. 

And then you add to that having to deal with the unhinged family members like Sarah and Track, yeah no wonder Dakota wanted to dig a tunnel out of that relationship. 

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  1. Old Redneck October 17, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    Does anyone have any idea what these people are doing for M O N E Y??

    I mean, Bristol admitted weeks ago in an Instagram post that she hits Chik-Fil-A about 15 times a week — does she get food there free? All the photos she posts on IG show her pimping laxative tea, playing with the kids, and showing off her new tooth veneers (veneers cost $800 to $1,900 PER TOOTH and she has a mouthful).

    His IG photos show he recently visited his Old Kentucky Home. One pic shows what looks like Dakota and Atley in an aircraft — must have been a private jet.

    I guess the $$$ from Teen Mom are financing them . . . but what happens when all that cash is spent? I guess they don’t look beyond tomorrow.

    • Anonymous October 17, 2018 at 6:27 pm

      I wonder if they are putting everything on credit cards, for all we know (or care) they could be in debt for thousands of dollars.

      wonder if the house was paid for by mommy and daddy’s LLC

    • Beaglemom October 18, 2018 at 8:00 am

      What amazes me is that neither of them, nor, for that matter, Todd, Sarah or Track, have ever tried to make a go at genuine jogs, the kind that the vast majority of Americans toil at every week of the year except for about two weeks of vacation time. When Bristol “worked” at the infamous dermatologist’s office, she was gone from work more often than she was there. MOH seems to be living off his medal; doesn’t that get old at some point? Neither Bristol nor MOH have any job skills to offer. I wouldn’t even hire Bristol as a babysitter because she’s always displaying herself on one form of social media or another. It’s just weird.

    • Curtis Bell October 18, 2018 at 10:11 am

      Dumb Dakota gets paid quite a bit for his speaking and appearance fees. It’s like rightwing wingnut welfare that many of these grifters do. I just wish Gryphen would be consistent with these people. He hated Levi when he was with Bristol but now the Johnstons are saints. Now he’s doing the same with Dakota. Crap like this makes liberals look bad.

      • Beaglemom October 18, 2018 at 11:21 am

        This “crap,” as you called it, has nothing to do with being a political liberal or not. Gryphen is free to express his opinions of people’s behavior. Living where he does means that Gryphen’s had more contact with the Johnstons than any of the rest of us and he obviously is well aware of the Palin family history with them. I certainly don’t lose any sleep over the matter and neither should anyone else.

  2. Tundra Turds and "Hard Ass Worker" Logistical Experts and chit!! October 17, 2018 at 5:24 pm


    US Weekly has some more details…a little additional detail…wonder why the marriage went off the rails???

    “Meanwhile, Dakota was anxious to move forward and called her to find out her schedule. She immediately got defensive and brought up their legal team.”

    “I know my lawyer sent you something the other day about, you know, please don’t touch my stuff,” she said. “As soon as I find a new house, I’m be gone like the wind. There’s no need for us to fight. There’s no need for us to have bad blood between us. It’s all gonna be good. I’ll be there. I’m a great mom. I’ll continue to be a great mom.”

    After the call, he told the producers he has a feeling she wasn’t alone. “You get in these conversations and it’s a rabbit hole,” he said. “I have no doubt that her mom is sitting right there next to her stoking that fire.”

    Her mother, Sarah Palin, was with her in Los Angeles, telling her during a car ride that she should be “a logistical expert.” Meanwhile, Bristol struggled to stay positive, feeling like she was “starting over for the 15th time.”

    • Anonymous October 17, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      “starting over for the 15th time.”

      It is always the same. She thinks she is going forward? As long as Sarah is in charge, Bristol goes back to the same old thang,
      She will never cut the ties that are killing her slowly. She is an old teenager now, can’t see how her health can indefinitely hold up.
      She is clueless about what an awful parent she is. She believes those fake poses and pictures they do that is her life. That’s it.

    • Anonymous October 18, 2018 at 12:23 am

      Is she saying Tripp has had THAT MANY new Trial Daddies? I believe it.

      • anonymous October 18, 2018 at 5:35 am

        Not that there would be anything wrong with THAT many trial daddies…

  3. Lewsiffer October 17, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    That’s why the other 4 “baby-daddies” never married her. What a doofus.

    • CFR October 17, 2018 at 7:30 pm

      He only married her to get his child out of Alaska where he would have a fair shake getting custody. The second pregnancy happened because Barstool lies.

  4. Sarah oops Anonymous how do you go back and change this thing Piper? October 17, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Anyone who says they are a great parent … ISN’T! Dum dum Bristol has to announce she is a great mom because she knows she sucks as a mother. Bristol is not entirely ignorant.

    • Eye Roll Troll October 17, 2018 at 7:11 pm

      Just like Mommie. On and on and on, you know it’s a lie.

  5. Anon October 17, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    Sarah looks like she has her Michel Jackson Halloween costume on .

    • Anonymous October 17, 2018 at 6:28 pm

      OMG, that voice of hers, sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

  6. anonymous October 17, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Who owns the texASS house?

    The Stool and Duhkota? Or is someone holding a mortgage with yooge payments?

    What money did the Stool put into the dill? 20% down? Or did mommy dearest put up the down?

    • CFR October 17, 2018 at 7:31 pm

      Dakota kept that home, barstool bought another a few miles away.

      • anonymous October 18, 2018 at 5:41 am

        MTV and the TeenMOM OG producers probably be all happy that the feckless Bristool doesn’t have the ambition to put all that “logistical expert” to work hauling all her chit outta Duh’s house.

        Makes for a better plot line to be able to show the Tundra turd and her stool driving around randomly while bitching about life and how people always be picking on them and doing ’em dirty.

        Waiting for the scene where Mommy Dearest is shown sticking pins into her voodoo doll collection and whipping up a fetish to screw theior perceived enemies.

  7. thanks October 17, 2018 at 6:05 pm


    March 2019


    History is going to get the awakening!

    Won’t that be awesome!

  8. Anonymous October 17, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Enough of this tribe. Bets on they’re off after this season?

  9. Anonymous October 17, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    Why did Bristol marry a gay guy?

    • CFR October 17, 2018 at 7:31 pm

      Why did he marry a whore?

      • Anonymous October 17, 2018 at 8:00 pm

        Political ambition. Careful what you wish for.

  10. Anonymous in Chicago October 17, 2018 at 6:38 pm

    The Palin’s – what a bunch of shit-kickers.

  11. what's up with that? October 17, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Why did the Lt. Governor resign?

  12. Me October 17, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Ratings are sinking like a stone…

    • anon October 18, 2018 at 3:07 am

      yay! Also, too I thought Saree was a christian. Failed marriges are cool now? I thought her fan girl base were the quiverfulls?

  13. Whatevs October 17, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    FOr someone who supposedly worked for a dermatologist – Bitchtol has some horrendous acne lesions. ANd could they at least have tossed Piper a tube of concealer – that girls got “Louie Vutons” under her eyes.

  14. Whatevs October 17, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    “a logistical expert.” Logic and the Palins don’t co-exist in the same universe.

  15. CFR October 17, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    LMAO, she has no choice but to stay in Texas otherwise she has to give up custody to the girls.

    • Anon October 17, 2018 at 7:57 pm

      When she is bored posing for the production, she can leave the models. She will go back to Mommy Dearest.

  16. anonymous October 17, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    The stupidity is astounding.

    Words fail.

    • Anonymous October 18, 2018 at 3:40 am

      The $64K question is
      WHY is this celebrated and/or rewarded?

      • Really? October 18, 2018 at 8:02 am

        When your on TV the target is public. Russia wants its money back. Cant do it in the public eye. I think $arah thinks its worth it. When they all end up shot to shit. You cant fix stupid $$$arah. pfft

  17. is it still Obama's fault? October 17, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Maybe Melania and Bristol will post pics of them bumping their meat pies together.

    After the primaries, of course.

  18. smelly October 17, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    The Bible has produced a fine set of parents. Go Christians!

  19. Anonymous October 18, 2018 at 12:26 am

    Are they showing Tripp? That’s all I want to know.

  20. AJ October 18, 2018 at 2:36 am

    Don’t these people realize that their children are going to see all this when they are older? Poor kids never had a chance.

  21. Curious October 18, 2018 at 4:41 am

    Could someone tell me what the “OG” in “Teen Mom OG” stands for?

    • Pete October 18, 2018 at 5:09 am

      Curios, your name should be lazy! A simple google search reveals “OG” stands for original gangsters. So in context, the female cast members of this tv series were originally teen moms.

      • Junebug October 18, 2018 at 12:16 pm

        No Pete, you’re wrong. In this case, OG is an acronym for Original Girls. Maybe expand on that google search you had suggested before you start being condescending to your fellow IMers?

    • Anonymous October 18, 2018 at 6:17 am

      stands for Oh God, who watches this crap

    • odor October 18, 2018 at 9:35 am

      In Sarah’s case, it stands for Obstinate Grandmother.

      • anonymous October 19, 2018 at 5:44 am

        O.G. is for Obdurate Grifter?

        (Asking for a friend!)

  22. a j billings October 18, 2018 at 5:13 am

    Damn, $arah sounds like a croaking bullfrog , and is the ultimate hypocrite saying ” material possessions don’t amount to a hill of beans”

    Right Granny Grifter, I seem to remember a “What’s in it for us” statement

    AND TEEN MOM AT 27? Bristol longs to be any of the Kardashians, that’s her life goal

    • Anonymous October 18, 2018 at 6:19 am

      Material possessions don’t mean a hill of beans, that is why she STOLE $350,000 worth of clothes from the RNC.

      • $arah is Russia spy October 18, 2018 at 8:12 am

        Hey Sarah. Russia called. They want their money back. Now folks, thats like trying to get blood from a turnip. Shes going broke. I hope they repo all your ‘$tuff’. I thought the cha ching days were ‘give me information’? I mean, your pappas besty got a new house! Now Russia is pissy. Boo hoo. Russia should not lie, cheat, and steal. Too baaad, soo saad.

  23. thanks October 18, 2018 at 1:17 pm

    Sounds like someone should step on toes to get what they want. YU resign.
    Oh hey Sarah. I forgot you were there. You may go now. Exit door right.

  24. Anonymous October 19, 2018 at 4:53 am

    Read an article that ratings are way down and MTV may pull th plug.

  25. moose chili BULLSHIT! October 19, 2018 at 6:16 am

    Wait what?


    Julia O’Malley? Seems like I’ve seen that name somewhere before…maybe here at IM???

    It does not seem that O’Malley has done any real research into Palin’s past nor that she has read any of the great books written about her including those written by Geoffrey Dunn, Joe McGinniss, or even Frank Bailey.

    Instead she bases it on her memories, which I find somewhat unreliable as O’Malley was also the reporter who swore up and down that she KNEW that Sarah Palin was indeed pregnant with Trig, and that there was no conspiracy:

    But, of course, there was no silence spiral. The journalists, including me, who covered Palin at the time believed she was pregnant because she was pregnant. Even before the announcement, she seemed to be putting on weight. She wore baggy jackets and scarves. Before the announcement, she acted nervous when photographers tried to take her picture. Later on, her face filled out. Her fingers swelled. She had a noticeable belly. And it wasn’t made out of foam.

    Palin also ran all the time at the gym in Juneau. People I know saw her on the treadmill sweating in workout clothes. She had a belly. I repeat: she had a real pregnant belly. Are you going to tell me she was wearing a prosthetic abdomen on the treadmill?


    Well…no need to keep putting MZ O’Palley back up on the turnip truck so she can keep fallin’ off. She does THAT just fine all by herself apparently.

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