Dakota Meyer claims that he was “forced” into appearing on Bristol Palin’s reality show.

By |2018-09-17T12:56:38-08:00September 17th, 2018|Categories: News, Palin|Tags: , , , , |42 Comments

Courtesy of In Touch Weekly:

“Do you and Bristol get along since the [divorce]?” a fan asked during a Q&A session on Dakota’s Instagram story. The 30-year-old replied, “No that’s why we got the divorce.”

Even though he didn’t go into detail about why they don’t get along, it seems like fans will learn more once the new season of Teen Mom OG premieres, because Dakota confirmed that he will star on the show as a supporting character in Bristol’s storyline.

“I am,” he confirmed in a video clip after a fan asked if he will be on the show. “It’s not something I ever wanted to do I was kind of forced into it but what I’m going to do, after meeting the crew and how incredible they are, I’m going to use the platform to show and shed light on living with PTSD, anxiety, and having a family, and what that looks like and try to help and make the world a better place.”

I am not sure exactly how you force a MOH recipient into appearing on a shitty reality show, though I did postulate earlier that this might have been part of Bristol and Dakota’s divorce agreement and perhaps it was the only way he could keep the house and get joint custody of his daughters. 

Though I wonder if he thinks it is still worth it now that he is getting all of the blame for the breakup, as was shown in that clip I posted a couple of days ago.

Now we just have to wonder how she convinced Levi and Sunny to play along.

The attention this show is receiving has reopened scrutiny concerning Bristol’s many plastic surgeries, which I am sure is not exactly hoping for when she agreed to appear on  Teen Mom OG.

Boyt that really takes us back, doesn’t it?

Bristol also received some angry responses from folks on the internet after melodramatically sharing some “before and after ” photos of herself that did not seem to show any difference.

Lol, what!? Honestly, there isn’t even much difference, the right photo just looks like it could be a ‘better’ angle. She has a rockin bod in both pictures stop with this madness!” one fan commented on Reddit. “THIS is the kind of crap that makes people feel like they’re not good enough. If one is larger than your ‘before’ pic, should they feel embarrassed too, Bristol? Get outta here with that bulls–t,” another chimed in. A third wrote, “Geez I hate a humble brag.”

Sort of comforting to see that even though we are often distracted by the slow-motion train wreck of the Trump presidency that when we check back in with the Palin family they continue to be the self-absorbed vacuous tribe of hillbilly morons that we have come to know and loathe. 

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  1. Old Redneck September 17, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Oh, but wait — THERE’S MORE!!!!

    Check out this latest photo on Bristol’s Instagram page:

    There are several interesting revelations accompanying this photo.

    First, read this comment from Bristol (bsmp2): “bsmp2@anpeters15 it’s only a 5-7lb difference, I try to stay lower carb but I eat Chick-fil-A 15x/week 😜🤗 honestly balance, drinking water, breaking a sweat everyday.” GOT THAT: “. . . I eat Chick-Fil-A 15X/week . . . ” She eats Chick-Fil-A 15 TIMES A WEEK — that’s two trips to Chick-Fil-A each day with three trips on one day. Remember those photos she posted of her new houses? Remember how we all remarked on how clean the kitchen looked? Now we know why — living on fast food.

    Next, check out her initial comment: “bsmp2DYING!!! @kristen.lumiere working her magic”
    “Kristen Lumiere” is a hair stylist who bills herself as “The Austin Balayage Gypsy.” “Balayage” definition: a technique for highlighting the hair in which the dye is painted on in such a way as to create a graduated, natural-looking effect.

    The photo of Bristol indicates she has just visited “Kristen Lumiere, The Austin Balayage Gypsy.”

    Let’s see: 27, three kids by two or three different men; divorced; “reality TV” “star;” park the kids with her ex and cruise around town spending that TV money. Stopping at Chik-Fil-A twice a day, then, a shot of laxative tea. What a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous September 17, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      O.R. her mother never cooked either

    • Anonymous September 17, 2018 at 7:26 pm

      Bristol’s upper arms haven’t been liposucked so they don’t match the rest of her body.

    • viv September 17, 2018 at 7:46 pm

      LOL love that, she now has two sets of extensions, which means two sets of hair that grew on the heads of poverty-stricken woman in India and China and is now glued to Bristol Palin’s head… all for this ignorant tart to try and convince us she’s special.

    • Anonymous September 17, 2018 at 9:21 pm

      Correction: Three kids that she “claims.”
      There’s more.

    • Beaglemom September 18, 2018 at 3:28 am

      Who takes care of the little girls while Bristol is busying losing weight (ounce by tiny ounce), quaffs her looney tea, having more fake hair glued on, obsessing like a Kardashian with her selfies and accompanying drivel, and eating fast-food chicken? Clearly Bristol is still trying desperately to be Kim Kardahsian. She’s been working at it ever since the first facelift years ago. She’s clearly as ignorant and now as homely.

  2. LS September 17, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    IMO it is pretty clear how she got Levi and Sunny to go along. She used access to Trip as a bargaining chip.

    • viv September 17, 2018 at 10:54 pm

      She can’t do that, that’s why Levi is so heavily in debt. I would bet my only child that right up until Levi signed on the dotted line Bristol was still communicating with him through her lawyer like she has done for nine years so that Levi is constantly paying for his own lawyer to take care of trivial things, because she knows he has a family to raise and can’t afford it.

      Dakota knew this, he knew what a pig she is long before he married her- tho now that she’s doing it to him I haven’t heard him complain.

    • BB September 19, 2018 at 1:40 pm

      Levi and Sunny are both fame and money whores. Bristol didn’t have to twist their arms.

  3. ANON September 17, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    AND….Dakota said he had a vasectomy & wasn’t going to do a reversal. Looks like Bristol is on GMA tomorrow morning.

    • Old Redneck September 17, 2018 at 7:03 pm

      Is she REALLY on GMA tomorrow morning?

      Newt Minow was a prophet when he described TV as “a vast wasteland.”

  4. White Rabbit September 17, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    Is it. possible Dakota is dumber than she is? God those kids are doomed.

    Uh Gryph the Sunny and Levi participation is no mystery. For $$$. Same reason Bristol drinks shit tea on the inter webs. $$$. And Dumbkota is on Teen Mom. $$$.
    Granny Palin is past her Sell By.date and can’t get a gig anywhere so the whole gang has to get to griftin’ on Teen Mom.
    They should all go kiss John McCsin’s tombstone. Putting Granny on the ticket made “em all Teen Momers.
    What a pack of pathetic losers.

    • Old Redneck September 17, 2018 at 7:04 pm


      No. Definite.

  5. Anonymous September 17, 2018 at 6:46 pm

    I think Bristol looked better in the face before her plastic surgery. She looked normal, like the girl next door, and cute. After, she looked just like every other plastic Hollywood fake skank.

    • Anonymous September 17, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      See that chin in shadow pics. GAH!

    • Anon September 17, 2018 at 8:25 pm

      I thought she was very pretty and youthful before surgery. Clearly all of them are willing to tell all their dirt, release skeletons and exploit the kids for easy big bucks. There are young women who wish it was them. Bristol is lucky because she is not a natural talent and athat she got pregnant before the RNC in 2008.

      • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 4:13 am

        Someone said Dakota had a vasectomy before he even met Bristol. Did the VA pay for in vitro so the guy who plays MOH could also play father? Maybe kids are to help PTSD. It’s not worse than the late Chris Kyle’s plan!

      • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 4:15 am

        I also thought she WAS pretty. Obviously she disliked what her God blessed her with. Nowadays she looks like a witch.

  6. anonymous September 17, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    I’m thinkin Mr Duhkota is ripe pickins for a tell-all. If granny screams NDA, he can easily blame it on his claimed PTSD.

  7. viv September 17, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Now what did I say about Dakota Moron appearing on this idiot show, that he’d convince himself he was doing some public good.

    Nobody gives a fuck what it’s like living with him, not even that dumb bag of hair he was married to! Nobody is dying to know what it’s like to live with mental illness, those of us who aren’t living with mental illness are giving thanks every day and those of us who are are just trying to get through every day. And since when has Dakota Meyer been kidding himself that he’s able to represent something so individual as PTSD? He is as ignorant as his last wife.

    I’ll wager that Dakota Meyer was only borderline psychologically healthy when he signed up.

    And nobody forced him to demean himself this way. He fell for their shit because his “war hero” ego couldn’t stop him. They know their targets. Not one out of Bristol Palin, Dakota Meyer, Levi Johnston and Sunny Johnston could see past the inducements dangled in front of their narcissistic little faces.

    I love the fact that where once Dakota Meyer might have gained some respect in the future he has now made sure that he’ll be a figure of fun to the rest of the America, not just to us. I just hope he doesn’t do too much damage to the cause of PTSD while he’s out there posing as a war hero whose his own wife calls a coward.

    • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 4:17 am

      Well, he needed money. He probably still dreams of YouTube success.

  8. puck September 17, 2018 at 8:43 pm


  9. Eye Roll Troll September 17, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    Does this honestly surprise anyone? Here you have a mommie dearest so lazy that she couldn’t even do a carpool because of burned ovarian tubes yet has a DS child miraculously overnight. Shake your wares, lick your lips, push up bra, I can be Town Council! Mayor! Governor! Veep! “Is it really that easy, mommie?” and they’re off to the races. I don’t have to do jack, make babies (yay for sex!), I can sell poop teas and live in comfort most don’t! Yet people awaiting their next move. WTF has happened to this country?

    • anonymous September 18, 2018 at 3:36 am

      Gideon Planish: “I just wish people wouldn’t quote Lincoln or the Bible, or hang out the flag or the cross, to cover up something that belongs more to the bank-book and the three golden balls.”

  10. br September 17, 2018 at 10:16 pm

    Where to start?

    There’s no starting. Its junk. All of it. Junk.

  11. viv September 17, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    I almost missed Bristol posing in front of her mirror again, showing us how fat she is/was/is, I can’t tell.

    But I can tell you this: she and her family got liposucked in Arizona at the fake reality show bachelorette party. The Palins do not do diet and exercise, they do not deny themselves ANYthing they want, for Palins are entitled to all of it without ever doing a stroke of work, God told them so.

    • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 6:35 am

      Oh, so that’s what she was blathering about on IG, so embarrassed of her healthy body that she had another liposuction done. Well then.

      • Barstool September 18, 2018 at 12:11 pm

        Look at me!


  12. Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 3:09 am

    The ab-so-lute LAST thing I want to see or hear is that tribe’s opinion on anything! Who the hell do they think they are?

  13. anon September 18, 2018 at 4:29 am

    Really, Duhkotex, your PTSD might get better if you came clean with the stolen valor lie. THAT is what is eating you up alive, sir. Your basically a good hearted but dumb KY lump, and this lie is eating you up.

    • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 6:50 am

      I wish someone would tell him in a way he can understand. Nothing but the truth can cure his ills. All the money and fame he can squeeze from riding Sarah Palin’s fame is not going to cover his anguish at living a lie. If Bristol had only not got caught cheating she might have been elevated to War Widow.

  14. U September 18, 2018 at 4:56 am

    She and he agree that showing ptsd effects is a positive. But funny how he forgets that he he’s as first to wanna do vlogging.

    • viv September 18, 2018 at 6:45 am

      He wasn’t showing a lot of PTSD before he met Bristol Palin when he was posing as the king of guns and telling Michael Moore FUC YOU. He was just fine and dandy when he met Sarah Palin, then the toxic life-strangling Palin stench struck and his life went all to shit.

      haha FUC_ YOU, Dakota Meyer.

  15. Anon September 18, 2018 at 7:50 am

    Stupid BEOTCH!

  16. AJ September 18, 2018 at 7:57 am

    I didn’t watch it but it looks like the Daily Mail TV (whatever the heck that is) did a a story on the Palins. Sarah is cooking up some vittles for the camera. I can’t believe people are still buying into the Palin mythology.

    • White Rabbit September 18, 2018 at 11:42 am

      They aren’t.
      See C4P. Dead.
      See Granny Palin speeches for money. Dead.
      See SarahPAC. Dead.

      It’s over. This Teen Mom thing is like when a corpse farts after the person is dead.

      • anon September 18, 2018 at 12:26 pm

        Haha! That is the best description. Not only the corpse farting, but also, too leaking shit. It happens.

  17. anonymous September 18, 2018 at 12:54 pm
    • anonymous September 18, 2018 at 1:01 pm

      Holy shitballs!

      Not this basketball crap again!

      “Sarah was herself a high school basketball stand-out. Playing point guard, she helped the Wasilla Warriors win the state championship.

      ‘We were the underdogs, working our butts off knowing that we could do it and we did. People probably think that it’s hokey to hear but it changed my life and it showed me that you can do anything.’ ”


      All righty then!~

      • Anninonuss September 18, 2018 at 1:55 pm

        “Todd said Track, 29, is now doing well and in college, but he blames the Army for his son’s problems.
        ‘They go off to combat and they come back and, from what I gather, they go into some office they go OK where were you?’ he said.
        ‘Well you were here and there and here, so how about 600 bucks a month for the rest of your life and how about you take these pills?
        ‘I wish there was a reentry boot camp for our soldiers returning, time to build them back up mentally and physically strong.’
        And Sarah too slammed the lack of help their son received on his discharge from the military.
        ‘There is no good transition process for these young women from military life into civilian life.
        Cutting to the chase with typical Palin bluntness, she pointed out the heart of the problem.
        ‘If you think about it, who is orchestrating the whole transition process?’ she asked. ‘It’s people in the military who have never transitioned their career.’
        Track made headlines last year when he was involved in brawl with his own father during the family’s December vacation. Sarah reveals they have since forgiven their eldest son and adds that’s he’s ‘done good’ and is ‘fine.’ ”

        from the Daily Mail BS article

        • Anonymous September 18, 2018 at 2:54 pm

          Who is supposed to repair Track from his shitty upbringing?

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