Bristol Palin says that her first pregnancy with Dakota Meyer was 100% planned, but the marriage was rushed.

By |2018-09-19T10:06:58-08:00September 19th, 2018|Categories: News, Palin|Tags: , , , , , , |56 Comments

So then why did Dakota have to take a paternity test?

Courtesy of Yahoo:

ET caught up with the 27-year-old reality star, where she opened up about why she decided to join the upcoming season of Teen Mom OG and how she believes that her kids will respect her decision.

“I decided to join Teen Mom because of a lot of reasons. I read this book recently and it was all about turning your wounds into someone else’s wisdom and your hurt into someone’s healing, and your breakdown into someone else’s breakthrough,” she began. “It really changed my perspective on a lot of things, and made me realize that God gave me a platform that was to serve others, and if I can do that with this show, you know, letting people know they are not alone, and there are the same struggles across the nation. So that is why I decided to do it. It was to hopefully encourage others and to let them know that life isn’t over after a divorce.”

Palin and her ex, Dakota Meyer, split in February after a year and a half of marriage. In August, she confirmed that she was “freshly divorced.” The two share two daughters together, 2-year-old Sailor and 1-year-old Atlee. Palin is also mom to 9-year-old son, Tripp, from her relationship with Levi Johnston. Prior to letting cameras inside her life, Palin says she lived a fairly normal life.

“People don’t realize that I’ve had a normal job for several years,” she explained. “I worked at a doctor’s office for almost eight years before I moved to Texas. So my life was pretty figured out. I got engaged, it was a planned pregnancy, 100 percent, and the marriage part of it just didn’t work out. So I felt like my life was together and I was definitely ready for another child, but I was not ready for the marriage part of it.”

She also reveals that she “100 percent” felt like she and Meyer rushed into marriage. “I think that our marriage was something that was very fast, and he would agree too,” she expressed. “There’s a lot of things that we probably both wished that we would have done differently. I think there’s a lot of things that we would advise our children to do different, absolutely.”

“My husband, Dakota, has been struggling with PTSD and it’s been hard on our marriage,” she admitted in the sneak peek. “We don’t know how to co-exist together. I don’t want to raise my kids to think this is what a marriage looks like, you know.”

So to translate this it goes, pandering to the religious, minimize divorce, shine up family mythology, then blame Dakota for the breakup.

So here’s the part that kind of caught my attention: “I got engaged, it was a planned pregnancy, 100 percent, and the marriage part of it just didn’t work out.”

Um…really? That’s not the way I remember things. 

I actually had to scroll back through the old site to refresh my memory, but there I found Bristol’s first mention of the pregnancy on Nancy French’s old blog. 

This is from my post dated June 25, 2015:

(I’m announcing this news a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about!!!)

I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.

Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.

At the end of the day, there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.

Life moves on no matter what. So no matter how you feel, you get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.

When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.

I know this has been and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.

The after a significant amount of backlash Bristol changed her tune.

This is from my post on June 28, 2015:

So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me.

None of us are perfect.

I made a mistake, but it’s not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume.

This pregnancy was actually planned.

Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn’t go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.

So she did plan to have the baby, and all of those internet trolls were totally wrong. 

But then the legitimate question to ask is “Did she plan to have Dakota’s baby?”

Now that may seem like a silly question unless you remember what happened when Dakota decided that it was his kid and demanded custody rights.

From my blog post on January 8, 2016:

Dakota Meyer, the former fiancé of Bristol Palin, is being forced to take a paternity test in an increasingly bitter custody battle over her new baby.

Court documents seen by Daily Mail Online reveal that Meyer’s bid for joint custody in a suit filed in Kentucky and Alaska has stalled pending the results of the paternity test.

Now Meyer’s family have told Daily Mail Online they are ‘hurt’ over the doubt that has been cast and insisted that Meyer ‘has a right to that child’, whose birth Palin announced on December 24.

So hey, maybe I’m a little slow on the uptake here but if Bristol planned a pregnancy with her new fiance then first why did he not know about it, and then why did he have to take a paternity test in order to be named the father? 

Perhaps Bristol thinks that people have such short memories that she will get a pass on this, and be able to create a new mythology for herself moving forward. 

But no, not as long as IM exists she won’t. 

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  1. Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    Another translation …. I really fucked up by getting pregnant with and then marrying a gay guy. To stop the constant demands for anal sex I had to divorce him. Jesus and poop tea saved me.

    • Trackmark skidma September 19, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      You left out Mom’s Moose Chili!

    • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 3:58 am

      If Bristol had access to sex education she would know any type of unprotected sex can lead to pregnancy. Sperm can travel from the anus. If he even rubbed his peepee on her there is sperm in precum. So that’s why she cheated, she tired of only anal. Where did the second new baby come from, or from who? If the truth comes out it might make Teen Mom very interesting!

      • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 9:02 am

        There will be no truth from 27 year old Teen Mom. Grandma will inject her version of her poor dimwit daughter. The only hope is if dimwit had effective voice lessons and has been attending a quality acting class.
        Otherwise, if dimwit has not excelled in voice and acting lessons, she will project her dimwits and irritable screech. Same old Palins with a format that allows Grandma to force her vision of the family myths.

  2. Katydid September 19, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    She never worked anywhere for “almost 8 years”–she pretended to give talks on abstinence and even landed a day on Oprah, she flitted around the country going to Disneyland with various trial daddies, and Hawaii several times and Vegas a whole bunch of times in her mother’s private jet. Then she had her stint on Stomping With the Stars and going to Haiti to wear long scarves in 100-degree weather, and don’t forget going to skin school in Arizona and that time her parents’ LLC bought her a house there for a few months,, and her time in Hollywood trying to film various reality tee-vee shows exploiting her son, or the time she pretended to go to community college in Arizona for a hot minute. Oh, and then there’s the minute she moved to Kentucky to marry Dakota and shoot guns, followed by her fleeing back to Uh-lasssss-kuh in a car with various randos and then going on some kind of outback getaway RV trip with her galpal the Exotick Russian. And then she (presumably) married Dakota and moved to Texas for 18 months and pimped her poop tea got a real estate license and pretended to work for a realty company….

    There’s no way she held down a job in a doctor’s office in Uh-lassss-kuh with all that running around.

  3. anonymous September 19, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    There must be a genetic connection between the drumpfs and the palins. They lie for a living, they live to lie. What’s most surprising is that they don’t seem to give a crap that their family fables can be debunked in seconds
    on the wayback machine. There is nothing remotely special about any one of the palins and especially not Bristle. An average looking teen who hoped that extensive plastic surgery would make her ‘special’ or attractive now thinks
    she is in Kardashian league. Rather than educate herself so she can attempt to raise her brood of children in the coming years she relies on the false hope that her infamy will fill her bank account. Maybe she’s just trolling for
    another hubby candidate. Who knows? What we do know is that she is as fake as her lame mama and lacks any sort of talent to deserve acclaim. I thank Gryphen for having the goods on these charlatans and hope even a
    few people will avoid them after digging into their ‘rill’ life.

  4. Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Knocked up after a binge drinking one nighter is Planned? No, ‘Stool, you’re a whore who couldn’t keep your legs together if your life depended on it.

  5. Visitor September 19, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    Well…. Bristol’s pretty dumb, so she doesn’t understand what “planned” means LOL. Maybe in her head it’s like, “I’m not getting an abortion, therefore, I plan to have it.”

    • Almost got into a collage! September 19, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      Bristol is dumb?

      “Bristol boasted a 3.497 G.P.A., regretting only that she was “point zero-zero-something” away from graduating with Honors. A budding activist in the cause to prevent teen pregnancy, she says she hopes to go to an area college for a two-year business degree and then a job, possibly in real estate. ”

      • Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 7:04 pm

        Oooh, a Palin cheerleader!

      • anonymous September 19, 2018 at 8:11 pm

        Too bad Barstool opened her mouth and proved Sarah’s bs to people for the crap it is.

        A voice can ruin a person’s career. If Sarah had her voice trained and a few more acting skills she might be able to shake that faked sweet and agitating liar voice.
        Bristol needs a total personality do over. The overworked cosmetic surgeries look horrible on her. She is hard and looks as old as her ma.

        Sarah is going to travel to watch over Bristol’s new show, you know? They can also meet up with the Russian worker in Vegas, like old times. Business is good.

      • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 12:25 am

        Do you honestly think that Bristol even graduated, let alone with a 3.497, because People said so?
        That’s some kind of stupid you’ve got going.

        • anonymous September 20, 2018 at 5:07 am

          I don’t know.

          A rediculous Palin claim quoted and posted under the screenname

          Almost got into a collage!

          might mean its snark.

          Also too didn’t she have some sort of real estate job listed on her social media not too long ago? Before she hitn the big time with Teen Mom OB?

          • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 8:54 am

            might mean its snark.

            i thought the same thing.

      • CFK September 24, 2018 at 7:16 am

        Bristol got her GED online and we have no idea who was actually at the keyboard taking the tests. If I got my GED online at home on my computer I can guarantee I’d be a 4.0 !

  6. Old Redneck September 19, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Oh, bullshit. Her second child — Sailor — is the result of a fling in Vegas over Valentine’s Day, 2015 in which she and Marina “The Exotic Russian Ho’ ” Lupas went bar crawling, picking up lounge lizards for hotel room sex.

    • Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 6:31 pm

      That is The Exotic Russian Ho’s job. She makes a fortune, the old gal is rich. Sarah and Todd loved her for all she taught Brital . There would have never been all the fish lips if not for Russia.

  7. viv September 19, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    Bristol saw Sunny having Levi’s gorgeous baby girls and her jealousy and resentment resulted in her doing everything she could to make Levi and Sunny miserable but that didn’t get her the second baby she lusted after with every ounce of her liposucked body. She had to fuck “up” this time and he was her best shot. Then she had to legitimize her second unfathered baby and ensure she had two children who were full siblings because imagine her future with three babies and three baby daddies and zero fathers- after Baby #3, no more sex for the sperm donor and he moved out. End of story.

    All of Bristol Palin’s children will be valley trash like their mother, not even Tripp stands a chance with Levi and Sunny already proving they’re not up to the job of giving their kids a normal childhood.

  8. ANON September 19, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    Oh how I miss your old blog site, Gryphen. You always had a ton of commentors whenever you posted a Palin story. It feels like you lost so many of your regular followers with this new site. I shuffled over there just now where you mentioned the postings from 2015 & it felt so good, so familiar. I still follow you here but it just doesn’t have the same effect, the same cachet.

    • Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 6:21 pm

      View the new page as progress or evolution. So really can’t handle change very well.

  9. Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    Dakota Meyer planned the pregnancy with Bristol? What a horrible leader for young men and women of the military. If he planned that pregnancy, why did he not admit he was the father for so long? He would have wanted to be at the birth of a planned pregnancy. He is cray cray if he allows the Palins to lie about him. These two, with Sarah’s help, have really dug themselves in a deep dark hole.

    Sarah’s theme that Bristol is being candid now is not happening at all. They are all only making the Palins look more fake. Good thing the Teen Baby show’s target audience is Tripp’s age, they will believe anything and love hair extensions.

    • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 4:10 am

      Dakota needs to give speeches like Bristol’s Don’t Do What I Did. His would be very simple, wrap that rascal. She’s not on birth control even if she swears she is. Condoms work. Hey! There’s your slogan Dakota! Is it mean? No worse than Bristol announcing that Tripp was conceived in rape, touring the country to tell people he was a mistake they shouldn’t make, etc.

  10. Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    But then the legitimate question to ask is “Did she plan to have Dakota’s baby?”

    The Altoid picture was taken by Joey Junker. If a male planned with her to have a baby, it was Joey.
    As I recall, he did not know Bristol and Sarah planned to have Bristol switch sperm donors.
    Bristol was with Joey, she went with family to Vegas, soon she was with Dakota. Bristol does not plan anything except what scenario Sarah tells her is her plan.

    Sarah loves scripted TV, scripted TV helps her to make her plans and write her scripts. She still sucks.

    • viv September 19, 2018 at 7:15 pm

      Joey Junker deserves to be with a Bristol Palin. He has shown that he doesn’t deserve a sweet woman with intelligence, beauty and wit.

    • viv September 19, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      Why do you think the picture was taken by Joey Junker? Bristol is ALWAYS taking selfies pulling faces.

      There are indeed raunchy bedroom pics of Bristol Palin but they’re courtesy of Marina the Russian, not Joey the Junker.

    • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 4:13 am

      That’s right, I had forgotten that Joey was Bristol’s boyfriend at the time! Thanks for the reminder.

      • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 9:13 am

        Yes, Joey Junker was her boyfriend. He did not know about Sarah’s set up for Bristol and Dakota until Vegas. Probably learned he was no longer trial daddy, sex partner until he found out through social media.

  11. Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Did they ever solve why Autumn Marie McDonald-Browning is dead?

    Remember when Tripp was huffing the nitrous oxide? No man would plan a pregnancy with an idiot like B. Palin unless he is also brain dead.

    • Anon September 19, 2018 at 7:44 pm

      Bristol posted pictures of Dr Jack MeOff’s 75th birthday. She was proud of her decorating.
      Behind the subjects in the photo was a picture on a wall, Bristol decorating.
      She put a photoshop copy of the old photo of Dr Jack MeOff with the office staff when Autumn was with them.

      In the copy photoshop Bristol decorated with, she cut out Autumn McDonald-Browning, the mysteriously dead mother of an 8 year old. A tragic lose for the child of the deceased.

      • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm

        Autumn was probably ready to talk and Dr. Cusack had the Russian mob off her.

        Bristol would cut her out of the picture so he would not be reminded.

  12. Whatevs September 19, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    So basically, Bristol is pushing divorce. I’ve heard a lot of Christian folks see divorce as the downfall of the country or something.

    How was the marriage “rushed?” She postponed it for a year (if it ever happened?)

    • viv September 19, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      Perhaps it was rushed because Sarah has a permit to solemnize marriages in Alaska and had probably had more than enough embarrassment from the daughter that couldn’t keep her legs closed… and Dakota Meyer would have been so vulnerable and easy to manipulate.

      • anonymlous September 19, 2018 at 10:35 pm

        In a hurry?

        I was like…seems strange…or strangly familiar…

        Then I remembered…

        A Frosty Palin Wedding!

        ” Add mother-in-law to Sarah Palin’s résumé.

        Track Palin, the eldest of her five children, got hitched to high school sweetheart Britta Hanson recently in a small and, if the snowy backdrop in the wedding photo is an indicator, chilly ceremony for which fleece and denim were the fabrics of choice.

        But the couple’s parents are definitely feeling all warm and cozy inside.

        “Our families couldn’t be happier!” Todd and Sarah Palin and Rev. Duane and Elizabeth Hanson said in a joint statement to People.

        “These are two hard working, humble, active, studious young adults who grew up together. We’re tickled that after two decades of friendship we proudly witnessed their marriage, knowing their new life together will be blessed.””

      • anonymlous September 19, 2018 at 10:40 pm

        Also too!

        Sarah Palin’s daughter-in-law ‘fine with’ divorce as she gets custody of 1-year-old daughter… and husband Track walks away with his guns

        Couple wed in May 2011 on a mountain in Alaska
        Britta Hanson controversially gave birth to daughter Kyla three months later
        Britta confirmed they’ve filed for divorce
        It’s another domestic disaster for Sarah Palin who is a strong advocate for the traditional family unit and no sex before marriage

        “Abstinence preacher Sarah Palin claimed she couldn’t be happier when the high school sweethearts wed in a ski slope ceremony last May.”

        Well then…

      • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 12:40 am

        Oh he fell for it, all right. He should have known better when he built her that shoe closet at the Kentucky homestead and all she wanted to do was go home to Mommie.

    • Anonymous September 19, 2018 at 10:37 pm

      Yes, divorce is the end times. Bristol is clearly the worst of the worst of sinners and should be stoned (with rocks and boulders). A good old Christian resolve for sinners.
      Is it MTV that is promoting this garbage for young impressionable children to consume? It is the end times !! !!

    • Eye Roll Troll September 20, 2018 at 12:21 am

      The never ending saga of “I ruined my life” until Mommie made her change the story.

  13. anonymous September 19, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    Sarah Palin: Mueller will ‘keep fishing’ until he gets something on Trump

    • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 3:12 pm

      Sarah knows Trump is a traitor and lifelong criminal. She probably admires him for getting by with so much for so long. Now she believes he is caught.

  14. Todd's jaw aligned EskiHoe daughter September 19, 2018 at 11:36 pm


    When bristol moves her two eyes in different directions like that, she has twice the chance of finding more dicks.

  15. anonymous September 20, 2018 at 3:23 am

    The Palins are all brain damaged. I mean, they must have absence seizures constantly or walk around in a psychogenic fugue because they can’t remember their own realities and have to constantly make up a a narrative to fill in the blanks.
    It must be all the inbreeding that has fucked up thier brain neurons or something. Or all the drugs and alcohol.
    Interesting case.

  16. Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 9:47 am

    Junker and Palin were quite the romantics. They shacked up while Palin was playing the Christian revirgined gig. Palin parenting was to take the kid on your shack ups and pretend it was all about taking your kid to Disneyland.

    Sailor looks more like a Junker.

  17. Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 10:24 am

    The 3 possibilities for baby daddy are the same today as they were in June 2015.

    The weird wedding/marriage incidents did not reveal the truth or solve anything. They only compounded the negatives and doubts. Today the Palins are only piling on more lies and tricks. Speculation will not end.

    “When people are speculating on the father of your child, it kind of says a lot about you.”

  18. Beaglemom September 20, 2018 at 10:59 am

    I’m almost 75 now. I guess I just don’t understand young people in the 21st century. I always thought that a planned pregnancy means that minimally the (planning) mother knows the father beforehand. Bristol’s style is more like the female insect devouring the father of her baby bugs. Bristol seems to have gone to Las Vegas planning to get pregnant but without knowing who the father would be??? Did she go there planning to seduce or be seduced by MOH? Then why all the hand wringing and whining when she announced the pregnancy to the world a few months later? By that point, she and MOH were not even friendly – apparently. Her children are going to be very confused as they grow up because their birth stories keep changing.

    • Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 2:59 pm

      My niece and nephew both planned their pregnancies with their partners. Planned always meant college, marriage plan, buy a house plan and after that pregnancy plan.
      The Palins are nuts and have no idea how to plan anything other than Sarah’s constantly changing whatever bullshit of the moment.

  19. Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    “first pregnancy with Dakota Meyer was 100% planned, but the marriage was rushed”

    As usual the Palins make no sense. May 25, 2015 canceled wedding when Bristol escaped with her Russian bff. Not a marriage.

    One year later People mag claims Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer Are Married! (That is the only so called wedding picture that I know of) An unverified marriage.
    People also claim Bristol has a 3.497 G.P.A.

    What are they talking about when they say a rushed marriage? The only possible marriage was a year after the failed wedding in May 2015. Whatever happened in June 2016, it was not rushed.

  20. Jill Strom September 20, 2018 at 1:06 pm

    Read the book “Tribe”. It is about PTSD. Curiously, there is a lot of money to be made leaving the military with a PTSD diagnosis. And those who really have it are particularly resentful of those who feign PTSD. Frankly, I don’t know how anyone gets out of the military without some kind of mental illness.

  21. Anonymous September 20, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    I will not be viewing this unreal reality TV show or MTV. I will try and keep up with this awful program that will have an effect on young children, impressionable pre-teens and those with arrested development. I don’t like to believe there are so many parents that have no idea what their kids are watching and learning from, but poor parenting is prevalent.
    MTV wants ratings and they believe the Palin controversies will be good for them. Palin will be free to lie as she does and turn Bristol into a role model and someone for youth to emulate.

    At least they could teach their children these shows are scripts, lies and fake.

    Hopefully there are adult journalists and others that will speak up and keep track of this trash they put on children. MTV must be called out for the harm they do.

  22. Anon September 20, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    Yep. One would think that Bristol would want to protect and shelter her children from the public eye.

  23. CFK September 24, 2018 at 7:21 am

    So the 2nd baby girl is Dakota’s for sure because he got a paternity test, right? And she does look like him. But what about the first one, Sailor? Paternity test there? I mean those 2 little girls don’t look like sisters to me at all.

    • Anonymous September 28, 2018 at 8:28 am

      Sailor looks like Joey Junker. Look at her eyes and her profile and compare to Junker. What I don’t get is why Dakota plays along with this charade.

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