Bristol Palin says everything would be fine with her exes if they would just show her the money.

By |2018-11-17T11:36:37-08:00November 17th, 2018|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , |50 Comments

I swear if the words “What’s in it for us?” is not written in needlepoint on a pillow in the Palin house, it certainly should be. 

Courtesy of Page Six:

The “Teen Mom” star admitted in a new clip obtained by Page Six that she’s still having money issues with Johnston — and her situation with Meyer isn’t any better.

“I am so frustrated with Levi,” Palin tells her friend Kim in the clip. “There was a contract that was sent that Levi needs to sign for Tripp’s dance competition show so that Tripp could obtain payment.”

Tripp, 9, competed on “Dancing With the Stars: Juniors” this summer. He went by the name Tripp Johnston Palin, although his legal name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. He was eliminated in the show’s first episode that aired in October.

“Levi refuses to sign this contract, saying that he has zero interest in the money that Tripp makes. And you have to do this. It’s like universal. Just like I had to sign the exact same one. But they’re not going to pay Tripp into his trust account until it says that Levi has no interest in it and he’s had this piece of paper for two months now.”

Yeah, no this would not be the same contract that Bristol signed, because as Tripp’s primary guardian she has control over any account the money is placed in, while Levi is being asked to sign away any say over how that money is spent. 

By the way the last time Levi was here at the house I asked him about this “college fund” that Bristol and her supporters keep talking about, and he said that he has never been shown any evidence of any such account. 

In the clip, Bristol claims she is worried about talking to Levi about this because they are getting along so well. 

I think what she is really worried about is that Levi will demand to see evidence of this trust account, and Bristol will be caught in yet another lie. 

“It’s just frustrating to me because you don’t ask about his school or anything like that, so why all of a sudden are you concerned?” she told her friend. “Could you even start paying for these tickets for your son to go visit you?”

Hey if you had not dragged his child out of state so that he could be emotionally damaged while watching your marriage fall apart, Levi would not have to come up with the money for plane tickets several times a year. 

Personally, I think Bristol should pony up for those tickets, as well as the therapy that Tripp is definitely going to need in the next few years. 

“All these trigger points with my ‘baby daddies,’ as Jerry Springer says, it all comes from money,” she said with a laugh. “And I don’t know what I’m doing wrong to have these terrible relationships with Dakota and with Levi and if there’s something that I can do better, like let me know. ‘Cause it’s not fun having to fight with Dakota and to fight with Levi and it’s all over the petty stuff that’s not going to matter five months from now.”

What can she do better? 

Well first off, don’t jump into a relationship with every Tom, Dick, and Dakota that comes along, and if you are in a relationship install a neon sign between your legs that says “Closed Until Further Notice.”  

Oh, and don’t spend the entire relationship treating your man like he is your personal houseboy, scapegoat, and punching bag. 

That would likely be a good start. 

Anybody else want to weigh in?

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  1. Whatevs November 17, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    When do you turn I to such a prude, Gryph. No problem with young adults, guy or girl having sex. Just make it safe non- procreative sex. And keep the relationship away from your kids view until you’ve been dating for a while, instead of treating every bedbuddy like a potential step daddy.

    • Meghan November 18, 2018 at 3:01 am

      She’s clearly incapable of nonprocreative sex.

    • CFR November 18, 2018 at 6:27 am

      Whats wrong with safe, non-procreative sex? Everyone should be pro sex with those two caveats It avoids pregnancies before people are mature enough and financially able to support a child.

    • Jennifer K November 21, 2018 at 12:34 pm

      Bristol seems to have sex not out of love, lust or desire but because she’s bored. She really needs to get a hobby that doesn’t include making babies, grifting, complaining, shopping, etc.

  2. Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    She doesn’t know what she’s doing wrong?? Oh FFS is she mentally/emotionally stunted. For starters, her ‘marriage is hard’ interview where she says, paraphrasing, that she didn’t realize that you had to actually carry on conversations and be interested in what the other has to say. I cow laugh every darned time at that!

  3. Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Wasn’t it Mommie Dearest herself that said what Bristol wants Bristol gets?
    Carry on, baby daddies, fathers have rights too!

  4. Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    Sunny responded on IG and her points were valid. It would have been better if she backed it up with receipts for the tickets, e-mails/texts about the contract, and statements from Tripp’s teachers in Alaska. I’m sure that she has all of that, but putting it all online would be time consuming.

  5. Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Your bullshit about her putting a neon sign between her legs is the same crap that Republicans say to women wanting low cost birth control – just keep your legs closed. Your misogyny is pretty far reaching but when it comes to Bristol it’s off the charts misogyny.

    • Gryphen November 17, 2018 at 5:48 pm

      It’s misogynistic to suggest that she should not bang other guys while she is married or in a committed relationship?

      Does it help that I say the same things about guys?

      • Whatevs November 17, 2018 at 6:23 pm

        “Well first off, don’t jump into a relationship with every Tom, Dick, and Dakota that comes along, and if you are in a relationship install a neon sign between your legs that says “Closed Until Further Notice.””

        It was your writing on this one that was confusing, Gryphen. I thought the same thing as 5:41. it needs the addition of who she is closing her legs to- it sounded like you were advocating a chaste relationship. But it isn’t just her legs. It’s her emotional online cheating, almost sexting and bitching about her spouse at the time, Dakota to other guys.

        And cool your jets, 5:41, no misogyny now that I see what he intended to write

      • Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm

        I van read just fine and that’s not what you said, Gryphen. And WHEN did you say the same things about guys? Even if you did, to say that doesn’t even make any fucking sense. Why can’t you admit you’re wrong when you get called out? I can see why you’ve been in two failed marriages and I pity your ex-wives and any woman getting involved with you.

        • Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 7:30 pm

          WHOA, 6:26 PM, feel better? No excuse for that whatsoever.

        • Pete November 18, 2018 at 7:54 am

          I don’t think he’s wrong at all. Anyone who stars in a reality show titled “Teen Mom” should definitely learn to keep their legs closed. (Especially if you refuse to take birth control and don’t use condoms) Sorry but Bristol decided to put her life on television for everyone to see just so she could get an easy paycheck. So she is fair game when it comes to commenting. This isn’t misogyny, it’s smack talk! And Bristol deserves it!

      • Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 9:51 pm

        Actually Gryphen. It is not your place to suggest that Bristol or anyone 1) put a neon sign between their legs 2) refrain from anything other than safe sex whether Bristol is in a relationship or not. If Bristol is in an exclusive relationship and decides to cheat, it is not your business, no matter how tempted to slut shame her you may be. You really seem to have issues with a woman having bodily autonomy and perhaps you might consider some introspection for yourself on your propensity for misogyny.

        • Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 11:18 pm

          Perhaps, instead of New Daddies, Bristol should tell her children these men are their Uncles. Would that suit you better than what Gryph is warning against?

        • Anon November 18, 2018 at 3:27 am

          Oh please, accept the clarification of what he meant. I took the comment in light of her complaints and situations and resulting pregnancies. Thee same does go for males too. The main point was her asking what she can do differently.

          • Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 5:17 am

            You are correct! She said those words. We doubt that she meant them.

        • Ay-nony-nony November 18, 2018 at 3:44 am

          Oh, for crying out loud! The Stool has HOW many kids? As many as 6? Clearly she has no idea how to prevent herself from getting knocked up, so Gryphen’s got some great advice for her–since she’s too stupid to keep from getting pregnant, she needs to stop having sex.

        • Whatevs November 18, 2018 at 5:17 am

          Bullshit, 9:51 p.m. And evidently you can’t read, because it wasn’t Gryphen posting that,previously. I offered it when I realized it was an instance of awkward writing.

          And you know diddly squat about sex ed terms. Quite honestly, I wouldn’t give a damn about safe sex (referring to the transmission of STDs to any adult Palin, except for their “transmission victims.”) I would advocate every damn one of them practice non-procreative sex because the world sure as hell doesn’t need any more Palins – it has enough problems.It is Gryphen’s, mine and anyone else on this comment boards business, when what we are commenting on is Bitchtol’s publically displayed hypocrisy.

          By engaging with whoever it was on the other side of those texts Dakota published, she was doing the absolute deal breaker in a marriage or any other relationship. Supremely vicious and hurtful, too. First, she had contempt for Dakota.Then she aired it to another guy, to document that her contempt could be used to further another relationship. Just unpackage that for a minute. Normal people feel embarrassed about their bad choices. But she doesn’t take any responsibility for hers. She just blames others and then uses them to get sympathy and a new hookup. Bitchtol publicly asked the question.

          We tell guys all the time not to think with their “little head” or to “wrap it before you bap it” to use an older term. Same type of thing.

          • Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 12:35 pm

            Exactly, and, as a woman, I saw no misogynist in anything Gryph said.

  6. Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 5:46 pm

    What’s five months from now? A new victim?

  7. Old Redneck November 17, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    Well, am I ever heartbroken for her, just crushed, I tell you, crushed. Poor thing.

  8. Old Redneck November 17, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    I just watched the video at the Page Six link and have a few questions:

    — Who is the heavily-tattooed broad that Bristol is talking to?
    — What was that comment from Bristol a few days ago about how single moms drive crappy cars? Looks to me as though she’s driving some nice wheels.
    — I thought she was working her ass off to keep the wolf from the door . . . how is it that she has time to cruise around bitching about Levi and Dakota?

    • Anonymous November 17, 2018 at 7:46 pm

      She’s not getting her way.
      That’s the problem. Boo freaking Hoo!

    • Anonymous November 19, 2018 at 12:03 am

      I could only take a few seconds of that whining but I looked at the woman in the video. Judging from her ease in front of the camera, she is staff on the show. Teen Mom has shown Bristol talking to a young woman identified as a producer in earlier episodes. Well, not exactly talking to, more like the person is an audience for what tumbles out of Bristol’s mouth. It’s very unpleasant and gives the world insight into the Hell that Dakota and Levi and etc, too many to list, had to live.

  9. anonymous November 17, 2018 at 6:22 pm

    With a 3.497 GPA and all this acting and dancing and tv and derm office management experience Bristool could be a real catch!

    Depending on which lagoon you are fishing in.

  10. al November 17, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    She maybe just needs to shave her vagina.

    • hydra November 17, 2018 at 9:34 pm

      She could shave her butthole on Teen Mom.

      Make an episode of it.

      You know, so her shit doesn’t dry in clumps around the circumference.

      Like it does around her mouth when she speaks words.

  11. Sarah's glorious daughter November 18, 2018 at 12:29 am

    Did Bristol ever get Levi’s pubic hair out from between her molars? Maybe the jaw alignment surgeons were able to pluck that shit out.

  12. Anon November 18, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Gryphon your comments about treating a person as a houseboy, scapegoat and punching bag hit home with me. I prefer the term servant over houseboy. Those are the reasons I needed a divorce from an inhumane situation. I doubt Bristol could ever own those behaviors to correct them.

  13. Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 4:21 am

    Everything would be fine of Barstool realized she was a talentless whore and should quickly seek a life without sponsors or cameras and stop her charade of a life.

  14. Beaglemom November 18, 2018 at 4:23 am

    Ahh. So now Bristol is finally telling the truth. Once she had Tripp and realized that she could make a lot of money because of him, she decided that was the way to go. No need for all the struggle for an education and then scrabbling in some nine-hour a day, five-day a week job forever – just have babies and she’d be on Easy Street, just like a Kardashian. Big mistake, Bristol. I think Levi was right not to sign a contract to force his son to do something his son probably didn’t want to do in the first place. I hope that her two younger children will have the same degree of protection from their father as Tripp has had from his Dad.

    I also think that the public will recoil at the blatant greed in Bristol’s use/misuse of her son. Why waste your television viewing time watching someone as greedy and spoiled as Bristol Palin. She’s as fake as her Kardashian heroines.

    When so many people in so many places on this planet have so little, there’s poor little Bristol Palin whining about having been shortchanged by the father of her first child who has had to pay exorbitant child support for years and has had to live through Bristol’s very public constant vilification. Not so many people feel sorry for Bristol now. I sure wish the tabloids and tabloid television would simply shun her. It would be best for the children too.

    • Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 6:53 am

      The voice of reason as always, Beaglemom!

  15. CFR November 18, 2018 at 6:30 am

    Good for Levi, for finally standing up to her.
    She talks about Tripp’s inability to read yet he missed the first 6 weeks of the school yr

    • Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 8:41 am

      More than that in his short life. I am SO sick and tired and her whining; any parent knows that you have to spend time with them at home with the three Rs to solidify what they’re taught in school. Both of our children knew how to read before they hit kindergarten. She simply can’t be bothered because, once again, it’s all about her and letting someone else do the actual work for her. Of course it’s all about money with her, always has been, and those kids are going to be as effed up as she is.

  16. CFR November 18, 2018 at 6:33 am

    And on the next episode, it will be Dakota’s turn to be slandered by her.

  17. CFR November 18, 2018 at 6:43 am

    She’s the one that dragged her son away from his Dad, she should be paying for the airfare for him to go back.

  18. CFR November 18, 2018 at 6:44 am

    IF Barstool was able to put him on the show with one parental signature, then she should have no problem getting the payment using the same parental signature.

  19. Sick Puppies November 18, 2018 at 10:53 am

    I know a parent (Ex super buddy of $arah Inkkk) that got screwed on child support. Ex Tried to kill her. Ex Poisoned her coffee. Ex Slashed tires and got her arrested for pushing him away from the car. Hey Wooten. Fun times hu? Ex Rigged cars to explode. Ex got Child support credit or threatened they would be homeless with kids. Oh I could go on and on and on. So Bristol needs to shut the fuck up already. Unless this is a code message. Hey. Show me the money or I bark like a carnival dog. Either way your all SICK bunch of Rats. Tell Russia Hey.

    • Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 11:32 am

      Same ol’ same ol’ tiring stuff, Russian ties and the Palin Mafia. Ad nauseum.
      This is about a self-entitled nothing that can’t stop bitching because she freely put out, and she’s being stood up to. FINALLY.

      • Hello there November 18, 2018 at 2:56 pm

        Except now it’s a full Monty in DC. Russia. Money laundering. Crimes. I think ol’ Sarah will cry spy games to save her ass. In the meantime we hear the horn of oh so spoiled rotten Bratmobile wail on about child support. Eye roll.

        • Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 3:40 pm

          I don’t care what happens to any of them. Seriously. I knew when they walked across the stage RNC ’08 that there was something off/wrong with the picture portrayed, and I’d never heard of them. A decade later, I have yet to see one thing that has proved me wrong. Let their lives be a living hell, they earned it.

        • Your stories are tiresome November 19, 2018 at 12:46 pm

          Yeah, you’ve been spinning tales for a decade now and there’s no proof, just your stories. As someone else once said to you, provide evidence or stop lying.

  20. Old Redneck November 18, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Judging by her latest Instagram photo, she’s found her calling . . . looks like a “working girl” in Vegas.

  21. Anonymous November 18, 2018 at 11:51 pm

    Bristol put herself out there as a Christian role model. Without the backing off politically Conservative Evangelicals she wouldn’t be famous. Bristol and her mother love to call out people, judging them on their behavior.

  22. Anonymous November 20, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    “So happy Dakota is outing himself as the sole issue in your marriage.”
    This one looks nothing like alleged birth parents. She has someones eyes.

    Dakota, post photos if you have a blood relative that looks like this.
    Anyone know of a Bristol blood relation with that look?

    Anyone that trusts Palin or Meyer, you know they claim there was a DNA test?
    There is no DNA test that has been verified or honestly applied to determine that poor little girl’s father.

    Meyer wanted to be a father. He does not love Bristol’s girls enough to give them undisputed truth about their life. Love is not giving a child a life of lies. He is a creep that piles on the lies.

    Dakota Meyer is a jerk fraud to do what he did to the children. His bargains with the Palins is taking them all to hell in a handbasket.
    Now he makes his money by publishing little crappy whines about the bad mother (grandmother). He is no hero, not even close. He is a fraud, he has been lying since he wrote that book with Bing West. Probably lied before, but who knows the story about all his lies?

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