Alaska Judge places seal on Todd and Sarah Palin divorce papers.

By |2019-09-13T06:21:39-08:00September 13th, 2019|Categories: News|Tags: , , , , , |46 Comments

I think we all saw this coming.

Courtesy of the New York Post

Sarah Palin’s divorce papers will go under wraps, a judge has ruled.

Anchorage Superior Court Judge Una Gandbhir ordered that the case file be sealed from the public, following the revelation earlier this week that Todd Palin filed for divorce following 31 years of marriage to the erstwhile Alaska governor and vice-presidential candidate.

While the parties are only identified in documents by their initials, a number of other pieces of information indicate the case belongs to the former Alaskan governor and onetime vice-presidential hopeful — including birthdates, wedding date, hometown, middle initials, and the initials of their uniquely-named minor son, Trig Paxson Van Palin

Todd filed for divorce on Sept. 6, his 55th birthday.

You gotta love that Todd chose his birthday to file these papers. 

I guess what he wanted this year was his damn freedom. 

I had a feeling this was coming because the Palins clearly have a gag order placed on all friends and family members right now. 

None of the Palin kids have mentioned anything on their social media accounts, and all of my former sources are MIA right now.

Which stands to reason of course.

After all, Palin has been denying problems in the marriage for over ten years now despite evidence of them living apart, reports of strife within the family, and books detailing her tumultuous relationship with Todd. 

This must be highly embarrassing for them, and it surely must make it worse that all of us are busy limbering up so that we can dance on the grave of their marriage. 

Don’t get me wrong I’ve waited over ten years to get my dance on, I am just reporting things from her perspective. 

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  1. Anon September 13, 2019 at 11:07 am

    Divorce is like a game show. Mom gets the house and dad gets the luggage.

    But who gets the guns ….. damn we will never know.

  2. slipstream September 13, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Living vibrantly!

  3. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Bristol’s Instagram in 3, 2 1

    When the stress of my parents divorce drains my energy, I grab my Tami tea to get through the day.

  4. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 11:49 am

    To Bad, $o $ad.

    “Harry Litman said a non-indictment would be a stunning rebuke of Trump:’

  5. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    Gotta hide that Sarah doesn’t want TriG! Bet Toad gets full custody. Wont that go over well with the e tra chromosome folks! Sarah might be with her new rich guy and can’t possibly deal with TriG issues. This is gonna be epic.

    • Whatevs September 13, 2019 at 1:09 pm

      If Sarah was with some new rich guy (and I doubt it for many reasons) they’d just hire a nanny and eventually a caretaker (male) who Sarah will try to boink.

  6. Sarah Has the Herp September 13, 2019 at 12:51 pm

    Paxson? Is that a play on Pac Son? We all know his sudden mysterious arrival certainly made the money flow into $arah’s Pac.

    • Dead Lake September 13, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      I can’t remember the specifics anymore, but Paxon (Bill?) was one of GOP “leadership” that helped push her onto the national stage.
      Someone correct me if I’m wrong; it wouldn’t be the first time!

      • Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 3:52 pm

        Not Bill. That’s the dead actor (Bill Paxton)..
        I can’t remember the guys first name, but he was involved in the TriG hoax – get a woman with a DS kid to please the women and evangelicals and we got this thing in the bag!

        • Dead Lake September 13, 2019 at 4:19 pm

          Absolutely he was!

    • Rick September 13, 2019 at 10:52 pm

      I believe it’s a reference to Paxon, Alaska. A spot where Todd likes to hunt maybe?

      • Anonymous September 14, 2019 at 3:37 pm

        Right and TriG is after old uncle Trygve. Who the fuck is uncle Trygve?
        Trisomgy G = Down Syndrome
        These babies used to be called TriG babies. The letter G is used for chromosome 21.

  7. WakeUpAmerica September 13, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    Who cares what the particulars are and who gets what? It is damn funny just because he used “incompatible temperaments” as the reason. Like, DUH! Grifters and pimps would be incompatible under most circumstances.

  8. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Damnit!! Now we won’t know if Spongebob Squarepillow was the fetus cushion father or not. *pout*

    • nanna September 13, 2019 at 2:47 pm

      The petition names Trig as a child of the marriage born on April 18, 2008 therefore there must be a birth certificate and that’s the end of the story until someone wants the truth out there.

      • Hi Ho Hi Ho September 13, 2019 at 9:16 pm

        That’s CBJ. Signed it and disappeared.
        If people are that stupid to believe it, well, can’t help you. Dumb is dumb.

        • Anonymous September 14, 2019 at 4:02 am

          Of ALL the enablers of the hoax, CBJ is the one I find most culpable. A physician from a prestigious medical school lied her fucking ass off and looks like a fool in her profession. Yet, she bends over and takes it. But I’m confident someday she will be exposed for her role, and if all else fails I’ll write the expose myself.
          Now she hides professionally by doing her work, her original specialty, with abused kids and adverse childhood events. So, sweet, so needed, so au currant.
          Bitch, please!
          She is peripherally involved in the crisis we currently have in this country – the orange toddler endangering civilization as we know it.
          Had CBJ done what she was fucking supposed to do and dispute the wild ride and her role in the hoax birth of the square pillow, we all would be sleeping better at night as well as be much safer.
          I do not think this is hyperbole. If ANYONE could have shut down the hoax, it is she. She wouldn’t have violated HIPPA at all. She needn’t have said who the birth mother WAS. Rather she could have truthfully and safely reported who was NOT the birth mother. And Sarah Palin was NOT that birth mother.

  9. I Don't Need A Title September 13, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Not surprising since they seal everything!

  10. mtm September 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    $carah dumped like Barstool. tsk tsk tsk

  11. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    I was almost going to say Todd was waiting for the last one to become an adult and I forgot about the Trigg. Also, for all we know he doesn’t want custody. She does have free day care and gets aid for special needs,etc.

    • Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 10:51 pm

      You people live nasty miserable lives. My God

      • My $0.02 September 14, 2019 at 5:55 am

        If you want sympathy, get a dictionary and look it up.
        It’s between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis.’

  12. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Her sense of self importance to the universe always getting the best of her.

    • Gus Dusted September 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm

      Yet HE shadow governed for her half term quitterness.
      The per diem payments because she couldn’t be bothered to leave her house.
      Once she hit the national stage, no doubt she became downright impossible.
      Narcissism at its finest.

  13. Old Redneck September 13, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    What dirt does Sarah have on the judge?

    • I Don't Need A Title September 13, 2019 at 4:27 pm

      Like Trump, she loaded the courts. They’ll do anything she says.
      If she’s planning on a comeback, I will hoot! She can’t be that stupid, can she???

    • Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 4:48 pm

      Was this a judge she appointed? She has been out of office longer than she served, seems like this is preferential treatment.

  14. Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Sarah is not with some rich guy, most likely he’s with a new interest. I bet this came as a surprise.

    • Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 4:40 pm

      Ask the fridge. 🙂

  15. puck September 13, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    maybe trump will want her. no wait, she’s not a porn star. YET.

    • Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      He sent her home after the 2016 endorsement speech in Iowa with both onstage (his faces on YT for mirth and merriment) and Oklahoma next day when his advisers told him to watch from the floor.
      End of $arah. “It’s too far for her to come.” Yeah, right, whatever you say, donnie. He loves the poorly educated, but not “that” dumb..
      He’ll take her supporters; and no doubt her calls, office appointments not so much.

    • Anonymous September 14, 2019 at 5:59 am

      Sarah is tooooooo old for traitor-trump or a poem star. Her old skin hangs.

  16. Op September 13, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    No ones should be open to public. I don’t understand why anyone would support that kind of thing being open.

    I love how there will always be a strong family there regardless. Such a great foundation set and no one can erase that.

    • No Brainer September 13, 2019 at 7:26 pm

      Fine and dandy! I actually agree with you; it’s personal. If you’re so close to them, perhaps you can tell all of them to stay off social media, out of ANY media, when what they preach is not what they live. Thanks.

    • Whatevs September 13, 2019 at 7:35 pm

      Nonsense. It’s a legal proceeding. The public needs to see that everyone gets fair treatment. Sealing shouldn’t be allowed. People might behave better if it weren’t.

    • Anonymous September 13, 2019 at 8:06 pm

      LOL, a strong family with all the tabloids on speed dial 🙂

    • Old Redneck September 13, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      Strong family.

      — Son with three convictions for assaulting girl friend and father?
      — One of her five grandchildren born with benefit of married parents?
      — Two of five children married and divorced.
      — The Midnight Brawl.
      — Constant grifting.
      — Not a single college grad or student among her four adult children.

  17. AJ September 13, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    On his birthday? That is crazy! Watch out Wasilla ladies 🙂

    • The Red Rocker September 13, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      “I. Can’t. Drive. Fifty-Fiiive!” — Sammy Hagar
      So he took the wheel.

  18. Rick September 13, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    I’d guess it was sealed because they are still hiding the origins of Trig. Among other things.

  19. divorce September 14, 2019 at 4:03 am

    Yeah, after ten years you can finally get a life.

    How old are you…60 or so?

    You have some experience with divorce don’t you ?

    Bet you’d luv to lay it to Bristol a few times.

    • I Don't Need A Title September 14, 2019 at 5:50 am

      That’s the best that you can come up with??
      Well, here’s your smidgen of attention.

    • WakeUpAmerica September 14, 2019 at 7:33 am

      I see the pig has arrived. Carry on “Divorce.” Clearly you are a human cesspool.

  20. Anonymous September 14, 2019 at 5:45 am

    Divorce: You are disgusting.
    Also, you sound like a palin in that you will pick on others but you can’t take the same.
    Also, you Really think EVERYONE wants Brisket. You’re sick.

  21. Anonymous September 14, 2019 at 5:55 am

    Lol, how old is Sarah? Perhaps she can start dressing her age and acting her age? I get it, she still thinks she’s a mean “girl” in high school. She’s such a mean vindictive old woman. Add UGLY to that…
    I remember the woman picking on the Obama young girls, etc. At the ripe old age of over 50!

  22. Anonymous September 16, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Divorce really thinks the world revolves around fake-face-bristol. Everything about the woman s fake, from the plastic surgery to her supposed real estate, cosmetology, high school grades, born-again-virginity, teen-again-mom, working mother, etc etc etc…

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